Mufti-culti
by sheikyermami on November 30, 2009
Mufti Tajuddin suggests to marry two million Russian Moslems to Chinese and Korean women
Ufa, November 30, Interfax – Talgat Tajuddin, the head of Central Muslim Board of Russia offered the way of the Far East counteraction by Chineses.
“Chineses will soon captivate all Siberia… I would direct one million of Tatars, one million of Bashkirs to the Far East and would marry them to Chinese and Korean women,” Mufti told in an interview published by Bashkirian issue of Komsomolskaya Pravda daily.
According to him, the first wife of Tatars and Bashkirs, for example, must be a woman of their nation.
“And after that we would secure our country and eastern frontiers at the same time. This is the natural problem decision. And though we speak about it as for fun, it’s still necessary to solve a demographic problem. Therefore – marry, multiply and replenish,” Tajuddin appealed.
He has also expressed approvingly idea of polygamy.
“I have no right to concern it negatively. Neither on Sharia, nor under the law. The more children, the better state,” mufti has declared, reminded that ancient Prophets Abraham and Solomon were polygamists, and Prophet Mohammed also had some wives. (quite a lot of wives, actually. Not counting those which “the right hand possesses..”
“Therefore it’s allowed for every Moslem to have up to four wives. But he should be capable to support all of them,” Tajuddin underlined. (Hmm, I thought allah would take care of that…/ed)
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How many children are in orphanages in islamic countries? Does anyone have any figures? Noone ever seems to talk about all the poor , abandoned , neglected children.
Chineses will soon captivate all Siberia…really?
Chineses? Are they like cheeses?
All kidding aside, I think this has gone far enough.
They will not succeed in their childish plan.
Ah,the fondly remembered womb jihad. How can these fortunate women resist the charms of these camel loving stone throwing lotharios? Is this what they mean by feel the love?
horray , lets do some math okay 2 millions muslim from russia married 2 millions women from china and korea and those will produce about 10 millions walking rats if not more because if every man married a four women and each women will produce more rats then the other because its like competition so we are going to be a very happy family , specially now when the earth have all kind resources to feed and protect those infested rats .
Muslim brain storming!!