Obama is no joke… but America looks more like a joke every day…

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Obama Jokes – Snatched from the Gates of Vienna

Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else doesn’t think they’re jokes.

Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What’s the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin’ African.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

Q: Why doesn’t Obama pray?
A: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

Okay, okay, so you’ve already heard them. I lead a sheltered life, all right??

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Frank Zappa quote:

Remember:  there’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

2 thoughts on “Obama is no joke… but America looks more like a joke every day…”

  1. Yes, I heard the jokes and also saw that ‘kneeling Ovomit with the creepy saudis’ but they are still funny a 2nd time around!!

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