Turkish “analyst” says Jews ready to buy up Dubai
by sheikyermami on December 4, 2009
Anal as a Turk can be…
From the Elder of Zion
Palestine Today has an article that quotes a Turkish businessman as saying that Jewish money is ready to pounce on Dubai.
Someone named Orkhan Goksel says that he has warned since 2007 that Dubai would sink into debt, that Jewish banks would take over the country (since, as everyone knows, most of the banks are Jewish anyway) and – within a short period of time afterwards – Dubai will become a part of Israel.
He predicts that this will all occur by 2015.
Just wondering: Why do we have to buy Dubai? I thought we already controlled the world….
Anyhow, here’s the latest:
Last Wednesday, the Emirate’s government suddenly asked creditors of Dubai World, a large state-sponsored conglomerate with $60bn of obligations, to agree to a standstill on debt repayments until next June at the earliest. This included the $3.5bn Islamic bond issued by the group’s Nakheel property subsidiary – the company behind the palm island land reclamation project – and due to be repaid in mid-December. Then it shut up shop for a four-day Islamic holiday. More from Money Week
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Of course! Of course!
Da Jooooooooos did it. Day gave us the money. Now day dare to want it back.
It’s all their fault!
They are jealous of Israel, because it really shows how retarded and dysfunctional ideologies that infest the rest of the middle east are left far behind. Think stoneage stay stoneage!
The Jews will never buy Dubai even if they could. The biggest white elephant the world has ever seen. It will go down in the annals of history as the finest example of what the combination of unlimited money and megalomania can achieve in the absence of brains.