Iran: Great Satan Prevents “Hidden Imam” From Coming, sez Ahmadinejad
by sheikyermami on December 8, 2009
Ahmadinejad says US planning to prevent coming of Mahdi
Comic relief — except that he is serious. “Ahmadinejad Reportedly Claims U.S. is Blocking Return of Mankind’s Savior,” from FoxNews, December 7 (thanks to JW):
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims the United States is attempting to thwart the return of mankind’s savior, according to reports from Al Arabiya, a television news station based in Dubai.
Ahmadinejad reportedly claims he has documented evidence that the U.S. is blocking the return of Mahdi, the Imam believed by Muslims to be the savior.
“We have documented proof that they believe that a descendant of the prophet of Islam will raise in these parts and he will dry the roots of all injustice in the world,” Ahmadinejad said during a speech on Monday, according to Al Arabiya.
“They have devised all these plans to prevent the coming of the Hidden Imam because they know that the Iranian nation is the one that will prepare the grounds for his coming and will be the supporters of his rule,” Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying..
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What is singularly amazing is that the significant majority of muslims believe this rubbish. I suspect that this is a call to war by these islamic freaks – so be alert.
Now that is a great picture!
Oh shit, I thought President Hussein was the twelth imam??
Well mr Ahmed-in jihad is right, the great American people will block the uprising of the Mahdi with every step he takes….
After all, American’s have been known to snipe a president or two in their history!!!
Is is true that America is preventing the return of the imam. He is driving a taxi in New York and has been put on the no fly list.
HE WILL COME NO ONE CAN STOP HIM EXCEPT ‘ALLAH’.THOSE WHO DENY HIM AND HIS EXISTENCE ARE LIKE DEADBODY