Happy Chanukah!
by sheikyermami on December 12, 2009
Sheik yer’mami & friends wishes all our Jewish readers a very happy Chanukah!
Chanukah, the Festival of Lights, is a celebration of the victory of the Maccabees and the rededication of the Jerusalem Temple. It also commemorates the miracle of the oil that burned for 8 days. If you like to know more, here’s a link>>
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If I am allowed to, as a Catholic, I wish you Happy Chanukah, too.
Same here…Baruch ata adoni, eluhenu melach haolem vitzivanu lehadlik nershel hannukah. Sorry, my hebrew is terrible.
Congratulations Israel on yet another Nobel Prize in the real sciences. Le Chaim!
Happy Chanukah!!!
And, as an aside, I congratulate Israel on her achievements and the character she has displayed this year.
חג חנוכה שמח
Chag Chanukah sameach!
Shalom!
Good Yom Tov.
I just wish today’s Jews would emulate the Macabees and stand up to their oppressors instead of desperately trying to please them.
Israel and the Jews everywhere should learn one lesson: that those with a deep hatred of Jews will always vilify Israel, however morally she acts. Much of Europe has chosen to go with the haters, the UN is in thrall to the OIC, but that doesn’t mean we should go along with the immoral majority.
Just because most people think something doesn’t make it right. Most Germans went along with the Nazi regime.
Happy Hanukkah to my jewish brothers :)
I am extremely offended that you would wish me Happy Chanukah. Why didn’t you wish me Happy Holidays instead? Don’t you know that other religions have their celebrations this time of year. The Hindus have Diwali, The Muslims have Eid al Adha, the Pagans have the Winter Solstice and let us never forget about Kwanzaa. The Christians also have a holiday around this time of year but I can’t at the moment remember what it’s called. But no, instead of wishing a Happy Holidays you go ahead and say Happy Chanukah. How offensive indeed.
I am really kidding about that. You are Jewish. It makes sense that you would wish people a Happy Chanukah. Duh. So I am not offended at all. Not even a little bit.
Happy Chanukah, and a wish for a non PC New Year
Shalom brother.
We have the answer for you:
Glenn’s Happy RamaHanaKwanzMas, Song