Ahmed was joking! In fact, its all one big joke…

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Mullah Lodabullah December 15, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Fawning dhimmitude in Hobson’s Bay / Newport:

hobsons-bay-leader.whereilive.com.au/news/story/cop-visits-newport-mosque

[Chief Commissioner Simon Overland was presented an English translation of the Koran and prayer beads at Newport Mosque last Friday by Imam Abdul Razak Bakroo as part of the policeman’s promise to learn more about Islam and strengthen ties between Muslims and non-Muslims. Newport Islamic Society’s Mohamad El Hawli said his visit was a “milestone” for Victoria and members of the local Muslim community. ]

Davey Crockett December 16, 2009 at 1:35 am

A 14-year-old schoolgirl arrested, fingerprinted, photographed, held in a police cell for 3½ hours, and questioned on suspicion of a race-based public order offence. She had asked to sit at a different science table because the other three pupils only spoke Urdu.

Hang on, so a young school girl, who probably feared that her grades would suffer after being unable to communicate with her science project “team-mates” has been charged with racism……..

The general message from the dirty traitorous lie-bour government is:

Hey whitey, you’re all racists from the moment you’re born, and we’re gonna make sure you know it every second of every day……. that is until you repent and give birth to black kid or convert to islam”

Mullah Lodabullah December 16, 2009 at 2:03 am

* Client ‘was joking’ about holy war,”

If that fails, there’s always “history of mental illness” to fall back on.

kaw December 16, 2009 at 7:46 am

Davey Crockett,
The problem is that Manchester does not have a proper police force – just a group of unformed puppets of PC thugs. Their serious crime clear up rate is low, and their staff are nothing more that a group of low IQ twirps. On their last escapade they arrested a mother whose child put a gollywog in the window. They are a gift to the UK from NullLabor and their lobotomized friends.