Sheik Yer’mami’s Christmas News
by sheikyermami on December 25, 2009
Brought to you by Tim Blair:
Barack Hussein Obama truly is the greatest speaker of his generation. Incidentally – according to everyone at Copenhagen – heat is bad, fossil fuel use is wrong, and western excesses must be curbed. Yet somehow the President didn’t get that message:
The First Family heads to Hawaii tomorrow for a well-deserved tropical Christmas.
As someone once said: That’s not leadership. Or maybe Obama is secretly on our side …
Pic, comment & link thanks to ZIP:
All I want for Christmas is dead jihadist pigs….
The UN has just spent $30 million finding no solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. Meanwhile:
Hundreds of British schoolgirls are facing the terrifying prospect of female genital mutilation (FGM) over the Christmas holidays as experts warn the practice continues to flourish across the country.
It isn’t unknown in Australia, either. Perhaps the Prime Minister can do something about it. Go on, Kevin. Don’t let little Gracie down.
Call Sarah Palin. She knows how to cut turkeys down to size. But even Palin might struggle to halt the giant prawn invasion:
Prawn trawlers are astounded by the size of this year’s ocean schooling prawn catches …
“In my 20 years in seafood, these catches are by far the biggest ocean schooling prawns I have seen,” Shane Geary of the Coffs Harbour Fishermen’s Co-op said.
I blame global warming.
Anthrax-laced heroin is being sold in Britain, prompting the world’s most optimistic health warning:
Syed Ahmed, consultant in public health medicine, said: “I urge all drug-injecting heroin users to be extremely alert …”
Good luck with that. Enjoy your heroin Christmas, junkies!
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Anthrax is an acute bacterial infection most commonly found in cloven hoofed animals such as cattle, sheep and goats. Would that include camels?
Well at least now we know where the heroin is coming from.
As for the anthrax, it appears the same source has somehow messed up a batch in the laboratory by mistakenly(or intentionally) mixing the anthrax with the heroin. If they catch the perps the should inject them with the same lethal stuff.
America is a secular country, and the Obama’s have a right NOT to go to church if they wish.
Don’t force religious totalitarianism of any type down people’s throats.
Infidela, Of course Obama DOESN’T have to go to Church…but…..America is a proud ridgee – didge CHRISTIAN COUNTRY that Obama swore, under Oath, to protect and defend. He even went to the little local church near the White House, the next day after Inauguaration, to prove it.
Our point is, that he should NOT promise that, then avoid attendance at all cost, thereafter. The more that is revealed about this man and his wife, the more we all, globally, lose confidence in his fidelity. That means HIS ABILITY TO PROTECT AND DEFEND THE US.
And secondly, religions are voluntary. Political systems are totalitarian.
I hope you had a Merry Christmas. Have a Safe and Happy New Year with your family and friends.