Kenya Jihad: Islamist Seize Kenyan Islands, Introduce “Foolish Doctrine” (Sharia)

by sheikyermami on December 27, 2009

Islamists Seize Kenyan Islands…

Sharia little by little…. and the MSM makes excuses for it that make your head go through the ceiling:

Al-Shabaab Militant Terror Group

Newstime Africa

The Al-qaeda inspired Al-shabasb militants in Somalia have on seized five islands near the Kenyan coast, the group’s spokesman in the southern Jubba regions told reporters on Wednesday. Spokesman Sheik Hassan Yaqub Ali said that the Mujahideens have peacefully taken the five islands including Raskamboni and Kudha both two important hideouts early on Wednesday morning.

“We arrived here to implement the Islamic law, and this is kind of extending our rule into more lands in Somalia” the militant spokesman added during a press conference in the Raskamboni Island on Wednesday. “The Mujahideens have realized their grip on all southern regions in Somalia and in the near future we hope to govern all Somalia under the holy Quran rule” he stated.

Some interesting journalistic license:

This foolish doctrine based on Islamic Sharia law has not been embraced by Muslims in the wider Islamic world as most of them see this fundamentalist Islamic translation of Sharia law as the Muslim extremists’ way of strangling the peaceful teachings of the Quran. Sharia law does not seem to have any place in contemporary Islamic lifestyle because of the terror, brutality and consistent human rights abuses associated with it.

The Islands were formerly controlled by another Islamist rebel group Hezbal Islam which was driven out of the southern Jubba regions after clashes with Al-shabab which the United States accuses of being Alqaed’s proxy in the horn of Africa.

Last week the Kenyan government closed its border with Somalia after it deployed hundreds of its military troops along the 600KM border-line as militants were advancing to the Kenyan side of the border.

After the Shoe Bomber and the Ass Bomber we now got the Nicker Bomber: What’s Next?

A high-ranking law enforcement official told CBS News that the suspect apparently used a syringe to inject a chemical into powder - later identified as PETN - located near his groin tied around his balls, a technique not seen in previous attempted attacks. It’s possible, the source said, that this incident was a test of whether the materials could pass screening and how effective they might be at causing damage.

Suspect May Have Employed New Technique for Bringing Explosives Onboard Planes Undetected/ more from CBS

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al-Kidya December 27, 2009 at 7:42 pm

Well if I had captured him I would have wound copper wire around his balls and attached the ends to the anode and cathode of a fully charged 850 cranking amps 12 volt battery.

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