Today’s Offerings from the Religion of Peace

by sheikyermami on December 30, 2009

Infidels are Cool:

8 Americans Killed In Suicide Bombing at US Base in Afghanistan

The result of Miranda rights for Islamic terrorists who shoot from behind women and children. “Winning hearts & minds” instead of killing the enemy is an insane concept ….

Obama administration promptly investigates US Military & Contractors

Kabul, Afghanistan (CNN) — NATO’s International Security Assistance Force called Wednesday for a joint investigation into a weekend U.S.-led operation, after the Afghan government alleged that 10 civilians were killed.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — The U.S. military in Afghanistan is investigating a group of military contractors who shot and wounded two Afghan civilians in Kabul earlier this month, according to the military.

Cheney: Obama pretending we’re not at war

Just more proof that the bastard son of a Gramskian whore and a Kenyan Muslim is not one of us: he is one of them…..

Pakistan:

Enraged Muslims Attack Church Screening of ‘Jesus’ Film with Clubs and Axes…

Eyewitnesses said that as soon as the Muslim attackers watched the resurrection and ascension of Christ, they became enraged because their version of Islam forbids portraying an image of a living thing and especially that of a prophet. Muslims hold Christ as a prophet, they believe he was never crucified, having been replaced by a man identical to him.

Indonesian Islamists Set Fire to Christian Prayer Facility…

Police sources said the attack occurred late at night when a group of people stormed the building. After breaking windows and doors, they set fire to the building, which was razed to the ground. The attackers fled the scene when the house began burning.

Gaddafi’s Son Suspected of Beating Wife in London Hotel…

Aline Skaf

Former model Miss Skaf was taken by ambulance to a London hospital for treatment of a broken nose…
Not for the first time. Wife beating is totally un-Islamic, of course…. but not to worry: Hannibal’s got diplomatic immunity…!

Moutassim Gaddafi – also known as Hannibal – was staying with his wife, the model Aline Skaf, and their children in a luxury suite at Claridge’s hotel when police were called after hotel staff heard a woman’s scream for help.  Read more: http://www.thaindian.com

Not so long ago we had a similar “incident” which caused the  Gaddafi Klan to  threaten Switzerland to withdraw 7 billion dollars

Cleric ‘Blessed’ Christmas Day Bomb Plot…

The blessed bombs of Islam. Nothing to do with Islam, as always….

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theresaj December 30, 2009 at 10:45 pm

Is this son the same one who is currently holidaying in Queenstown? No doubt there are a lot of sons.

Mullah Lodabullah December 31, 2009 at 4:36 am

“their version of Islam forbids portraying an image of a living thing”

As the war hots up, it may soon come to pass that there will be no versions of islam or muslims, apart from dead ones.

GUEST December 31, 2009 at 2:13 pm

7+ years of recruiting for CIA in enemy camp resulting with 8 dead CIA in Afghanistan should surprise no one. Liberal policies have devastating consequences.

kaw December 31, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Agreed Guest – like mice in a cage running on the wheel and trying to escape.

Interesting to see that, despite evidence procured by various media groups, the spineless cowards of the British FO refuse to implicate Iran with the kidnap and murder of 4 British workers who were kidnapped in Baghdad.

DP111 December 31, 2009 at 6:50 pm

Sheikh

Add this bit to your collection on BHO

Obama made on Nov. 21, 2007, while taking calls on New Hampshire Public Radio: “I truly believe that the day I’m inaugurated, that not only does the country look at itself differently, but the world looks at America differently. If I’m reaching out to the Muslim world, they understand that I’ve lived in a Muslim country and I may be a Christian, but I also can understand their point of view. …

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1209/31054_Page2.html

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