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by sheikyermami on January 3, 2010
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This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening.
We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...
But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.
Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth,
(we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!
One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for
trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.
But you won't be back, trust me on that.
Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?
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“who says that Islam means Teror, Jihad and War… ?”
Allah used words to that effect … “make war on them until allah’s religion reigns supreme” or words to that effect. The ultimate horror reality show – should have stuck to “My Restaurant Rules”, or the old Channel 9 wrestling show – all talk, no blood.
Surely this must be double, deeply buried irony? Yes. Nobody can spell that badly and be serious.
Islam contributed almost NOTHING to the Renaissance. The poster should do some serious homework and should not listen to anything from muslim scum. Incidentally, all muslim empires where held together by violence and subjugation of the native populations. There is NO muslim empire to which any civilisation should aspire. Muslims a a ZERO (Incidentally a Hindu concept – NOT A MUSLIM ONE )
Sheik,do you can make a translation Please.What language is this text written …..I already have enough trouble as it in English, it is some kind of old English…..
Hello Pierre!
“What language is this text written”
Walt Disney cartoon-speak, I think (Donald Duck?)
Hello Mullah,i think you’re right !
Mullah i will put your video on my site after i finished my Coffee…..
I just had a look, Pierre – now I need a coffee…. :)