Kenya Jihad

by sheikyermami on January 14, 2010

- Kenyan Muslim to hold a massive demonstaration this Friday (15th Jan 010) in Nairobi & Mombasa)

The Shaykh is being held at the Nairobi industrial aria prison remand. We condemn this action and we promise to paralyze normal business within the Nairobi area CBD come this Friday inshaallah. No intimidation will stop us. This frustrations must stop. The government is not above the law and we Muslims must show our might come this Friday.  From the  Muslims In Kenya blogspot

Meet Moulana Mustapha Hydal:

Bullshit Peddler or Misunderstander of Islam?

‘Nothing in Islam, not a single verse of the Quran promotes any forms of violence’ – Moulana Hydal

Bullshit News Story of the Day (from Iran)

Iranian government news agencies immediately blamed the west today after it murdered a top scientist in its nuclear program. Ya see Massoud Ali-Mohammadi was a political opponent of the regime as well a nuclear scientist.

Reporting from Tehran and Beirut – A powerful bomb blast killed one of Iran’s leading nuclear scientists this morning in a quiet northern Tehran neighborhood as he was leaving home for work, officials said.

His crime?        He. Knew. Too. Much. Jawa Report

Senior Iranian official: “We have manufactured missiles that allow us, when necessary, to replace Israel in its entirety with a big holocaust”

More Bullshit from the Mohammedan camp:

Tanveer Jafri cannot understand why the world mistrusts the Muselmaniacs

People of the world including many reputed personalities were uncomfortable with the way of enquiry and checking by the American security agencies at airports. People like the former Indian President Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam and Bollywood superstar Shahrukh Khan had to face the strict security measures of the American agencies. The general feeling in the Muslim world is that it is due to mistrust against them. After the fresh incident of Abdulmutallab, it would not be a strange thing if American security agencies start seeing every person as a potential ‘human bomb’.

Here again the question is arising why the human bombs are linked with Islam or Muslims. What is the ground reality of these human bombs? Let’s have a reality check regarding suicide attackers. The use of human bomb is a kind of betrayal which is done by astraying the enemies and security agencies. It is strictly prohibited in Islam to betray anyone, speak a lie or astraying someone. Prophet Mohammad always taught never to attack innocents. Yep. And the Mohammedan moon is made of green cheese>>

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DP111 January 14, 2010 at 5:56 pm

It is strictly prohibited in Islam to betray anyone, speak a lie or astraying someone

Thats three true lies in just one sentence.

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