Whole lotta global warming going on…. or maybe not….

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ciccio March 6, 2010 at 3:39 pm

The true effects of global warming are finally beginning to show. This week the EU proposed an across the board tax of £15 per ton for carbon emissions. Considering that the total supposed carbon emissions in Europe are about 5 billion tons per year, that gives those sycophantic pigs in the trough another £75 billion a year to play with.

Huddie March 7, 2010 at 2:32 am

This is to all those who believe in global warming. If you believe in fairies, fairies believe in you. There is no such thing as global warming. This was the brainchild of a few aspiring, ambitious men who set about to earn a lot of money in the shortest possible way. The people who fell for this lie are the biggest suckers alive.

kaw March 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Huddie,
There is such a thing as Global warming. However, we can do little againt it because , firstly, we are not even close to understanding the causes. I agree in principal about how the funding has been used, but to claim global warming does not exist is quite wrong.