Halal Animal F*kcing…

Muslim Man F*cks Livestock; Muslims Ask Are they Still Halal?

Creeping Sharia/Jawa Report

No, it’s not The Onion, it’s a report by Habib Toumi, Bureau Chief of Gulf News: Man treated at hospital after having sex with animals in Kuwait.

Kuwait City: An Asian watchman is being treated at a local hospital after he had sexual intercourse with animals on the farm he was guarding.

This goat got revenge….

Related News:

“I was shocked during my last visit to the farm to see the watchman screaming in pain and I took him to the hospital in Farwaniya. There, doctors diagnosed him with a problem with his organ,” the farm owner was quoted as saying by Kuwaiti daily Al Rai on Saturday.

The unnamed watchman reportedly explained to his employer that he had been doing “sexual things” to the animals and that he may have contracted a dangerous disease. The farm owner said that the expatriate worker cried continiously and saying that he was “extremely tired.”

Readers’ comments on the internet ranged from sympathy for the lonely man to outrage for cruelty to animals. Many asked questions whether the animals were now fit for human consumption.

Ha thanks to the Iranian Mullahs I know the answer to this one. The answer is, yes they are still OK. But not to be sold or eaten in your own village. You must sell them to the Muslims in the village down the road, who presumably doesn’t know the animal was “violated”.

And not knowing makes all the difference, I guess.

Other News:

What happened to the dog?

Kuwait : The Firdous police have arrested an Asian cleaning company worker for mating with a female dog in the parking lot at an unidentified location, reports Al-Watan Arabic daily.
The man was caught by a police patrol during routine duty in the area. It has been reported the man was so engrossed in sex he did not even know that a cop was standing by his side. The man was taken to a police station and the company mandoub reportedly got him released after giving an undertaking that the man will be deported from the country.

Update from Weasel Zippers:

Let’s go to an Islamic ruling from Khomeini’s Teachings on sex with infants and animals:

“The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold.”

“If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it.”

“It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden.”

“If a man (God protect him from it!) fornicates with an animal and ejaculates, ablution is necessary.”

An Update from Stephanie:

Exact directives to wash before the prayer (ablution)

02:40 “… Our companions have said that if the penile had has penetrated A WOMAN’S ANUS, or A MAN’S ANUS, or AN ANIMAL’S VAGINA or ITS ANUS then it is necessary to wash whether the one being penetrated is alive OR DEAD, YOUNG OR OLD, whether it was done intentionally or absentmindedly, whether it was done willfully or forcefully. …”

03:11 “… If a woman insert (in her vagina) an ANIMAL’S PENIS she must wash, and if she inserts A DETACHED PENIS (thakaran maktu-an, lit. “a severed male member”; a martial aid perhaps!?) there are two options; the most correct is that she must wash.”

video here:

Sex with animals in ISLAM – Bestiality perversion and zoofilia
according to Sahih (correct) Muslim

Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Ministry of Islamic Affairs, Endowments, Da’wah and Guidance (Government)

8 thoughts on “Halal Animal F*kcing…”

  1. And one illegal afghan has been trying his best to hump British women
    A few sentences about this from the Daily Mail ….

    Police caught Adhami hours later and discovered he was in the county illegally after a failed asylum application.
    ( exposing himself to then assaulting a 20-something woman )
    The court heard that just weeks before the attack in the park, Adhami had been arrested by police after he groped a 13-year-old girl, but was released on bail.
    He was jailed for four years when he was sentenced for both attacks on Friday.

    Judge Hodson said: ‘You had made unwanted approaches to a girl aged 13 in a public place.
    ‘You went on to commit a very serious offence indeed. It was a bad sexual assault as one can imagine.’

    Blodelle Thompson, defending, said: ‘The defendant still does not acknowledge his guilt.
    ‘If it was just the incident in the park, the court may have been minded to impose a community sentence, but the Hearsall Common one was a different category.’

    Adhami was also placed on the sex offenders register or life, banned from having contact with girls under 16 and told he was likely to be deported .

    Likely ….. LIKELY to be deported
    God give me strength !

  2. Turn off the UK’s life support machine – it’s a waste of oxygen trying to keep it alive.

  3. The photo pasted in this web of a goat taking revenge from a man offering prayer is not fair. Pease don’t play with the sentiments of Muslims and don’t be bias.

  4. Notice his positional attitude.

  5. The picture is fine, given the subject.
    Islam debases and devalues everything it touches.
    Nothing more so than sexuality is debased in Islam.
    Islam is profane, a religion outside of Abraham’s two.
    Mohammed is a false prophet.
    Allah is a spirit of the world.

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