Premature Evaporation

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Pakistan: A Funny thing happened on the way to martyrdom

Some suicide bombers just hate getting wet while on their way to a mission.

MUZAFFARGARH: An unidentified person, possibly a suicide bomber, was killed in a blast at a grocery shop, about seven kilometres from the Chowk Sarwar Shaheed town on Thursday. Chowk Sarwar Shaheed police saidthe suspected bomber might have stayed inside the shop to avoid the rain when the explosives he was carrying might have gone off accidentally. Witnesses said the blast destroyed the shop completely. Police and bomb disposal squad reached the site and started an investigation. Meanwhile, security has been stepped up at sensitive installations.

2 thoughts on “Premature Evaporation”

  1. It’s amazing what a promise for free sex in the after life can do to a man.

    What kind of a god do these people have? (This is a rhetorical quesion with the hope that mozzies on this site would find the answer to).

    If only they will seek the true God with all their heart and receive eternal life through our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

  2. Thought you needed genitals if you want to make out with 12 virgins!!!And as for his personal hygiene, he could have washed his hair……………..

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