Todays Offerings From the Religion of Peace
by sheikyermami on April 15, 2010
Litigation Jihad in the US:
The “pure” Muslimas can’t possibly be seen wearing bathing suits like the infidel whores….
This ‘Burkini submission’ irritates the national SVP party leadership. “No special provisions,” urges fraction president Caspar Baader. The neopren burka with integrated head covering has no place in Swiss schools. “We’re not in Turkey here and not in Iran. Whoever lives with us has to integrate, that is: participating in swimming lessons completely normally.” Islam in Europe
…at least for Muslims. Top [Michigan] prosecutor to review FBI shooting of imam
For those of you just tuning in, Imam Luqman Ameen Abdullah – true to his repeated threats against law enforcement – drew his weapon and fired on FBI agents attempting to arrest him. The agents involved returned fire, killing the Imam. The latter event is evidently viewed as criminal behavior in the fine state of Michigan. Jawa Report
Don’t you know a pilot who can land a jet on the kaaba in Mecca?
BAGHDAD (AP) – Iraqi security forces disrupted a 9/11-style plot by al-Qaida in Iraq to fly hijacked planes into Shiite religious shrines, Iraqi and U.S. officials said Wednesday. More from eye on the world…
The usual: Muslim gang-members were stopped by police, police felt threatened and shot one of them. The other jumped from a bridge to escape. He was seriously injured and brought to hospital. His chances of surviving the fall are slim.
Instantly, the fanatical frenzy ensues:
Riots started off in the Brussels suburb of Sint-Gillis Monday night. The incident began at about at around 8pm next to the Bethlehem Square. Several youth set off small fires and threw oil on the square. Calm was restored when the police showed up and occupied the square, but then the incidents began in earnest.
Youth threw stones at the police, turned over cars and set them alight. They also threw Molotov cocktails. After the police killed a gang member from Sint-Gillis, the youth hate the police more than ever. “We’ll turn this into Chicago.”Read more: Riots after fatal police chase
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This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening.
We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...
But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.
Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth,
(we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!
One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for
trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.
But you won't be back, trust me on that.
Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?
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That’s the only time I find the face covering sexy… I once knew a girl that was so ugly the only way you could make love to her was to put a bag…
Honestly! Bags over a girls head can be sexy!
Just joking!
Go Switzerland! You cannot allow this dress. It is a sign of apartheid!
Fight it tooth and nail just like you fought the minarets.
Quebec has banned the head covering. I only wish the rest of the Canadian provinces would follow suit.
We are waking up slowly to the realization that Islam will never integrate into our western societies.
al-Kidya, good morning if you’ve just woken up. Integration or not, there are just one too many of them who have dug in their heels and have become so well interlaced in your society. And to complicate things further, western civilization is divided along this fine line of humanism vs. nationalism that, incidentally, plays well into their hands.
I see no immediate and no logical solution in the horizon. In fact, an aggressive inclination for the removal of this alien ideological cancer from within your midst will have dire consequences on your societies and prove determental to all. What is left is free speech. Sure, more sites like this one will continue to pop up in protest, but that’s just about how far the reactionary movement will go.
What is needed is a craftier appproch. One that is encouraged and condoned by God Himself. We must evangelize the lot with the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. Many will most assuredly believe in Christ and many more will pack their bags and return from whence they came from.
nolaughing matter,
We must evangelize the lot with the Gospel of the Lord Yes, bring on more graphic phonographies and protect more pedophiles like Zakaria
Buttroast , sorry Boutros.
In fact MANY more will turn their backs on you ,baby.
Shake yer money,
first and last warning:
either you make informed comments and back them up with evidence or you will be gone.
Shake yer money,
Is that so? You are living proof that your kind can tolerate anything, and I mean anything, BUT the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Instead of assassinating Zaccaria Boutrous’s character, why don’t you do something more useful. Refute ANY of his expositions.
You see, you are unable; hence your resort to the only form of language you know – foul!