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by sheikyermami on May 7, 2010

UK: yet another burqa robbery

Allah’s Apostle said, “Booty has been made legal for me.” Sahih Bukhari 4:53:351

A CROSS-DRESSING robber wearing a burqa and hijab tricked jewelers into opening their door, only for an armed gang to raid the store, UK police said last night. news.co.au/Hat Tip Mullah

From the RoP:

Obamessiah knows a “lightweight” when he sees one:

(Guardian)- According to tomorrow’s New Statesman, Barack Obama was unimpressed by his encounter with David Cameron earlier this year and commented: “What a lightweight!”

Unfortunately, Obama is right, Cameron is a “lightweight”. He is a pillock, a wassock. The only thing “conservative” about Cameron, the inventor of “progressive conservativism” (a contradiction in terms if ever there was one), is that he is the leader of a party with the word “conservative” in the title. Weasel Zippers has the story

US: More Tolerance Needed:

Imam: Mosque near Ground Zero would prove American religious tolerance

Why the assumption that we have something to prove? Meanwhile, we’re expected to take Islam’s claims of “tolerance” (which is according to its own definition and standards, not the Western tradition) as an article of politically correct faith. The tasteless positioning of a mosque near Ground Zero is also intended to foist another part of that dogma on New Yorkers — namely, that Islam had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks, so a mosque in that location ought to be quite alright, right?

But there are two problems here: 1. Islamic jihad was the motivation behind those attacks, and 2. it is Islam that has a problem with tolerance, as is made clear by its own texts and teachings (one may start with Qur’an 9:29, 98:6), and the abundance of Islamic nations cited as “Countries of Particular Concern” in the annual report of the United States Commission on International Religious Freedom.

Pamela: What could be more insulting and humiliating than a monster mosque in the shadow of the World Trade Center buildings brought down by Islamic attack?

Lastly, the fact that this project is called the “Cordoba House” adds a certain level of insult to injury. In that vein, someone might ask Imam Rauf about the Hagia Sophia sometime.

“New Yorkers Wary Of Future Ground Zero Mosque,” from CBS, via Jihad Watch

Somalia: no doctors needed:  Jihadists with rocket-propelled grenades attack Doctors Without Borders

Who needs doctors when  virgins await?

We’re often told that poverty causes jihadist terrorism — a claim for which numerous counterexamples are readily available. But much less attention is paid to how jihad and the strictures of Sharia help to perpetuate poverty, illness, misery, and underdevelopment, as in this case. “Doctors Without Borders Clinic Attacked in Somalia,” from VOA News,/Jihad Watch

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{ 3 comments }

frakked May 7, 2010 at 6:47 pm

Hey mister imam, how about some islamic tolerance. Oh sorry, forgot, you’re so superior you don’t need to tolerate others!

nolaughingmatter May 8, 2010 at 3:27 am

Is there any way (through legal wranglings) to prevent that monstrosity from being built by Ground Zero?

Huddie May 9, 2010 at 2:28 am

Yes, there is a way to stop the monstrosity being built at ground zero, shoot all the bloody muslims in America and then blast the rest of their countries out of existence. The only way to stop this evil cult is to get rid of them all.

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