The Goracle's Inconvenient Truths

Al Gore, Giggling Crazed Sex Poodle

Woman Accusing Gore of Attack Says She Saved Pants with DNA Stain …

Thanks to Beforeitsnews/Goracle pic thanks to Moonbattery

Tim Blair

Jim Treacher and Iowahawk are having fun:

• Other acts Al Gore requested from the masseuse: an “around-the-earth”

• “Dirty Gaia”

• “Copenhagen Steamer”

• “Put this Parental Advisory sticker around it. There you go, wrap it around and around.”

• “Leave all the lights on. Every single one, baby. It’ll cost double? Fine.”

Among many, many other lines: “Do u take carbon tax credits as cash?”