The man who walked on water is now ensnared by a crisis under water.

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“Daddy did you plug the hole yet?”

With as much as 34 million gallons of oil inking the Gulf of Mexico, “Yes we can” has been downgraded to “Will we ever?”

The oil won’t stop flowing, but the magic has.

By MAUREEN DOWD in the New York Times

The Spilling Fields

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