The theologians at the White House are consulting the Koran for hints, tips and clues on how to spread Islam to Mars and Pluto.
This sounds scary, or at least hilarious. But we have the reassurance ofÂ Hillary Clinton, who famously scolded the whisperers who said during the 2008 presidential campaign thatÂ Mr. Obama is a secret follower of Islam. He isn’t a Muslim, Mrs. Clinton said, adding darkly, “as far as I know.”
Hussein Obama‘s sex-change surgery for America continues, without even the consolation of anesthesia. (A lot of voters have been asleep, anyway.)Â Dr. Obama hopes to get the surgery finished before the patient wakes up in November to his considerably altered bodyscape.