Daily Caller: Gaia moans; second chakra unreleased
Dear Al Gore climax deniers: Why do you keep ignoring the computer models?
It gets better: Dutch agency admits additional errors in climate report, but still insists that climate change is real. I guess you gotta sign up to it to find out what’s in it. Or some such……
(T)he Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a gigglingÂ “crazed sex poodle”who gave a “come hither” look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite.
Now it may be revealed: Al Gore, that hunk of burning love,Â causes global warming.
Link goes to the 15-page police report that’s worth reading. Come for the sex, stay for the comedy.
All’s not lost. Not yet.
Evil Otto has a Â serious word to a Â deluded warmist:
Look, everyone, Vox wants attention. I’ll give him some.
But that doesn’t change the fact that climate change is real and needs to be addressed by mankind.
Anyone notice how smoothly the Gorentologists shifted from “global warming” to “climate change” when the globe inconveniently didn’t warm up. The terms change, but the socialists’ efforts to control human behavior through junk science never do.
The environment is what sustains all biological life on earth and you right-wingers are going to trash it with your unchecked, unbridled capitalism.
Socialists, historically, have been the biggest polluters on the planet. The Soviet Union and China were/are ecological disasters. Only capitalist nations are wealthy enough to evenÂ care about the environment… the rest of humanity is too busy trying to survive. If you ever got your way and reduced humanity to the status of serfs the planet would quickly be polluted beyond people’s worst nightmares.
And I’ll have none of it!
You’ll have it, and you’ll like it, hypocrite. That computer you use to troll this blog? Made by capitalists. Every component in it, from the smallest chip to the plastic case to the wires were all made by capitalists. The server that sends your insipid opinions out to be mocked, the cables that connect you to the world, all of was made by capitalists. The internet is maintained by capitalists. The light bulbs in your home (or, well, your mom’s home), the food you eat, your TV, your iPod, your phone, all of it was made byÂ capitalists.
Without capitalism, troll, you would starve to death.
This what I love about miserable little preschool Marxists like Vox… they’re so blatant in their hypocrisy. They LOVE capitalism, but pretend to hate it. They hate science, but pretend to respect it. They want control over every aspect of human existence, all the while claiming they stand for freedom.