"Psychic" Octopus Picks Israel

Sorry Pal’s, you lost:

Paul the “psychic” Octopus successfully predicted the outcome of the FIFA World Cup Championship last night, (Spain over Holland), as well as the winner of six World Cup matches so far.

The octopus, also known as the “Oracle of Oberhausen,” has now crushed Palestinian hopes for an independent State, when he chose Israel last night as the sovereign country that will rule the Land of Israel and all of Jerusalem.

Angry Palestinians are reportedly announcing a world Jihad against squids everywhere.

Thanks to the Muqata

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