Sheik Yer’mami’s Ramadan Breakfast

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Mullah Lodabullah August 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm

I think this qualifies for ramadan (or fawning dhimmitude, at least).

From The Oz – Mythical moderate muslims need to speak out:

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/moderate-muslims-needs-to-speak-out/story-e6frg6ux-1225906031871

Moderate Muslims needs to speak out
Khaled Abu Toameh

[ALMOST every day, a new atrocity is committed in the name of Islam.]

* almost?

[One can understand why so-called "moderate" Muslims living under Arab and Islamic dictatorships are afraid to speak out. But what about those living in the West? What are they afraid of?

Radical Islam is on the rise. It has become a tsunami that is threatening many countries. As long as "moderate" Muslims continue to sit on the fence and turn a blind eye to the threat, they, too, will be swept away by the flood.]

Literally, in Pakistan’s case.

allah is not a “moderate” – it is a bloodthirsty killer, using its slaves to portray any image of tolerance / intolerance / murder / mayhem / victimhood … as it sees fit.

Realist August 17, 2010 at 4:45 am

Islam is built on HYPOCRISY. Consider RAMADAN for example we are told that this is the FASTING month but look closer during Ramadan Muslims must not eat or drink between SUNRISE and SUNSET not an actual TIME period but actual SUN movement . So far so good and there are complicated tables produced in all Islamic countries showing EXACTLY when sunrise is and sunset is. All very well if like MOST Muslims and Mohammad you live near the Equator But what if you are a Muslim at the North or South Poles or regions getting close to there where it can be either perpetual day or perpetual night. You see Mohammad ( for it was he not the imaginary Allah his sock puppet INVENTION) did not know the world was round and that there were Poles (an amazing thing for the so called CREATOR not to know you must admit) . Modern day Muslim scholars jump through religious intellectual hoops trying to reconcile this illogical contradictory idiocy.
But here is where the REAL HYPOCRISY trips in . Muslims get up before DAWN and gorge themselves they then gorge themselves at sunset and beyond. Trust me I know I am married to one. So its not FASTING its just DEFERRED eating. Unlike Christian Lent where you ACTUALLY give something up for 40 days. Saudi Arabia has OBESITY programmes AFTER Ramadan so Muslims can get rid of the weight they GAIN when so called FASTING. The FACT is that most Muslims eat MORE during Ramadan than they do normally then the HYPOCRITES call it fasting and want to be praised for their religious fervour.

theresaj August 17, 2010 at 7:36 am

Really good post Realist..I lived in Malaysia and saw there what a joke Ramadan is.