Hamas Speaker Ahmad Bahr: 2.5 Million Virgins Await the Righteous and the Martyrs in the Garden of Eden

Only 2.5 million for a gazillion muslims? There will be shortages!

Following are excerpts from a speech delivered by Hamas PLC Speaker Ahmad Bahr, which aired on Al-Aqsa TV on September 5, 2010.


Ahmad Bahr: It is said that ‘Omar [Ibn Al-Khattab] wished to become a martyr. It is said that one day, ‘Omar addressed the people: “In the Garden of Eden, there is a palace – hear me well, brothers – with 500 gates. At every gate, there are 5,000 black-eyed virgins.” Brothers, 500 multiplied by 5,000 is 2.5 million.

Other fartwas:

He said that only prophets may enter this palace. He looked at the tomb of the Prophet Muhammad, and said: “Blessings, oh Messenger of Allah. Only the prophets and the righteous may enter the palace.” Then he turned to the tomb of Abu Bakr, and said: “Blessings on your martyrdom for the sake of Allah.” Then ‘Omar said: “Martyrs [enter the palace] too.” Then ‘Omar said, as if to himself: “Blessed be your martyrdom, oh ‘Omar.”


Ibn Hajar explicated a hadith, saying: When a man is having sex with his wife, he should be praying for a son who would wage Jihad for the sake of Allah. If this is the culture of the nation today, who will be able to stop it? Brothers, on the Night of Al-Qadr, bestowed upon us by Allah, I say to you: As long as we continue on this path, nobody on Earth will be able to confront the resistance, or to confront the mujahideen, those who worship Allah and seek martyrdom.

I say to you, loud and clear: the negotiations, conducted first in the US, then in Sharm Al-Sheikh, and wherever, are aimed at uprooting Islam and the resistance here in Palestine, in Gaza.

Hamas PLC Speaker Ahmad Bahr: 2.5 Million Virgins Await the Prophets, the Righteous, and the Martyrs in a Single Palace in the Garden of Eden/MEMRI

7 thoughts on “Hamas Speaker Ahmad Bahr: 2.5 Million Virgins Await the Righteous and the Martyrs in the Garden of Eden”

  1. ….Only 2.5 million for a gazillion muslims? There will be shortages!…

    I’d hate to be the one that goes last, would be rather messy. Slops anyone.

  2. If I were a jihadist I would be seriously considering getting to Paradise in a hurry. I don’t like sloppy-2nds.
    Let me see…2.5 million virgins divided by 1.2 billion muslims equals 2.8 virgins per martyr. This can’t be good.
    Muhammad promised 72 virgins and now all I hope to get is 2 or maybe 3, if I’m early.
    How many nubile boys were there? LOL

  3. 2.5 million ? So many ?
    Only the past 30 days of Ramadan produced 1028 stiffs !
    Since only the Shahids are the lucky Muzies to get the 72 Virgins, then the calculation must be like this :-
    Statistics show, that 1 Shahid = 10 Stiffs ! (Average)
    1 Shahid = 72 Virgins ,Right?
    So, 1028 / 10 = 103 Shahids X 72 = 7416 Virgins per Ramadan !
    2.5 MV / 7416 = 337 Ramadans !
    Hamas Speaker Ahmad Bahr is a lire !
    They are in “Overdraft” long time ag0 !!!

    (Ah! I didn’t count the goats!…)

  4. Hi guys, you’re forgetting all the donkeys, goats, cows and sheep. These animals actually comprise the 72 virgins these insane morons will get. Should these muslim turds get the wrong idea, they may find 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for each of them instead.

  5. Well what has changed. We all know the score, Christians nil and muslims 10 out of ten. With all our passion we seem to be losing the fight.

    Is there anybody listening out there?

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