- Dodgy Stuff:Â Muslim MP’s peerage blocked by the taxman The taxman has moved to prevent Britain’s first Muslim MP being made a peer after raising concerns about his financial affairs.
- UN All Spaced Out: Â UN ‘to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors’ (naturally, the job went to a Muslim, who would be more qualified?)
- Europe votes in law to send back illegal Afghans, Pakistanis (well, not really. They just wanna be seen doing something. The built in escape hatch prevents any deportation: “no-one shall be returned if this would entail the risk that the person concerned would be subject to persecution, torture or inhumane or degrading treatment”)