Oh Allah, make their children orphans!

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Mutation February 27, 2011 at 8:01 am

Well not much to interpret there. I think they laid it out for all to see!
I wonder what they think Israel is going to do with their unspecified number of Nuclear weapons when the the dirty inbred followers of the pedophile prophet come a calling intent on exterminating them once and for all. I wonder if the dickless west will be able to pick a side then!

Mullah Lodabullah February 27, 2011 at 8:19 am

So easy to gather them to the place called Megiddo, when the time comes.
They know they want it!

pro patria February 27, 2011 at 3:33 pm

Can I push the button? My hand is steady, willing and able.

Undaunted February 27, 2011 at 5:39 pm

That’s what I call a target-rich environment. Lock and load.

Philip_Daniel February 27, 2011 at 7:05 pm

“I seek refuge with God from Satan the accursed. In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful. O God, aid El-Islam, and exalt the word of truth, and the faith, by the preservation of thy servant and the son of thy servant, the Sultan of the two continents (Europe and Asia), and the Khakan (Emperor or monarch) of the two seas [the Mediterranean and Black Seas], the Sultan, son of the Sultan (Mahmood) Khan (the reigning Sultan when this prayer was composed). O God, assist him, and assist his armies, and all the forces of the Muslims: O Lord of the beings of the whole world. O God, destroy the infidels and polytheists, thine enemies, the enemies of the religion. O God, make their children orphans, and defile their abodes, and cause their feet to slip, and give them and their families, and their households and their women and their children and their relations by marriage and their brothers and their friends and their possessions and their race and their wealth and their lands as booty to the Muslims: O Lord of the beings of the whole world.”

http://is.gd/TKuzk5

Philip_Daniel February 27, 2011 at 7:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI8-qb9M9A

“Allah, oh our Lord, vanquish your enemies, enemies of the religion [Islam] in all places. Allah, strike the Jews and their sympathizers, the Christians and their supporters, the Communists and their adherents. Allah, count them and kill them to the last one, and don’t leave even one.”

Mike_W February 28, 2011 at 5:38 am

The old guy on the right is wondering if he’ll get off the bus in one piece.
To hell with islam.
Chase the scum back to mecca.