Paris Hilton Converts to Islam

JEDDAH – Saudi Arabia – Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”

Hollywood Jihad

Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.

“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now…. (More)

There’s an update below the fold:

Paris Hilton Converts to Buddhism

Why can’t a girl change her mind?

LOS ANGELES – USA – Former socialite, Paris Hilton has now decided to convert to Buddhism, after sensationally converting to Islam last week, her press officer, Ian Brinkham has revealed.

The former porn model and ex-heiress, who has slept with a reputed 12,000 people so far, seems to be finally reaching enlightenment and celebrated her spiritual journey yesterday by splashing out on a pair of $8,000 shoes.

She met former felon, Bodhidharma Mahatma Ibn Himar during the same retail therapy session at the famous Rodeo Drive shopping area in Beverly Hills and was convinced to join his Buddhist sect.

“I think this time this is the right religion for her. Although I have to say she has been through about 23 religions and cults this year alone,” her sister, Nicky Hilton told TMZ.  (More)

Okay, so its a prank. But would it surprise you if it wasn’t?

18 thoughts on “Paris Hilton Converts to Islam”

  1. for petes sake, she joined a religion that wanted to behead her.
    someone got to tell her its a one way club

  2. IT IS A JOKE GUYS — LIKE ISLAM!!! Lets see how many mohammadans now start claimed her as a member of their pedophile club.

  3. Is that supposed to be true? Slept with 12,000 people???

    Assuming men or dilo equipped women, at nominal 6″ a pop. thats 1.828 kilometers of penis!

    The imam would not want to pay much nikka for such a secondhand chattel.

  4. I hope they give her the full monty. No more porn movies for her. That stint in gaol did the girl no good at all. It must be true, money makes some go insane. Poor Petal.

  5. The hijab is a great improvement for her, and if she only would wear one and mean it, she’d get out of that jackass life she’s lived so far.

  6. she’s laughable, and $8000 for a pair of shoes that make her feet look the size of the QE2 ! what a vain wasted life ! with all that money you’d think she’d do something useful with it helping those less fortunate

  7. SO she became a Buddhist 1st & is now playing the soclite that she is (doubt if ahe gives a damn about Islam or any other relegion really) ……. this just to make the tabloids competing with the rest of the Socialites to make that BIG news something or the other for the Media to get hold of for some kind of headlines chase for attention & be 1 up on the other Socialite(s) next door

    For God’s sakes this woman has a video of her doing a blow job circulating the net for the last 3 years ……… I am sure she is ideal choice to run a Islamic school (LOL)

    ALos this takes the cake : “Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities”


    “Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.” lol ….. STROLL ON !!

    “Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic.”
    rotflmao !!!

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