Surgeons extraordinaire

Update from Tim Blair:

TURKEYS VOTED FOR CHRISTMAS

My neighbor George sent me this:

A doctor from Israel says:

“In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments:

“That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says:

“That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Australian doctor answers immediately: 

“That’s nothing fellas, you’re way behind us….in OZ, …We grabbed a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54,with a wooden heart, speaks like a Mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves her hands like a Ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of fashion…..and….

We made her Prime Minster of Australia  And very soon …..the whole bloody country will be looking for work!!!!!!”