Shared Moonbattery

Rep. Jackson-Lee (D-TX): America Needs To Be Great–Not For Itself–But For Sharing With Other Countries

This falls right in line with the Dear Leader’s thinking about our space shuttle program: NASA should exist for other countries (especially Muslim nations) in order to enhance their self-esteem. Yea, that’s what space travel has been boiled down to in the minds of today’s finest liberal Democrats.

Your American tax dollars at work, watch here

More Jackson-Lee contributions to entertainment:

Sharing with terrorists:

Stop it! Your honesty is killing me:

Peanut Khadr, hard to beat:

Jimmy Carter Denounces America From North Korea

Can’t get Fido to bring you the slippers no moe:

Calling Pets “Pets” Is a Thought Crime

It’s time for a new edition of the Newspeak dictionary. According to the pointy-headed circus clowns who pass down surrealist moral judgments from atop their ivory towers, our current vocabulary oppresses animals:

Does it also demean Ralf that I open his tin of Pal? (Bolt)

Animal lovers should stop calling their furry or feathered friends “pets” because the term is insulting, leading academics claim.

Domestic dogs, cats, hamsters or budgerigars should be rebranded as “companion animals” while owners should be known as “human carers”, they insist.

Other forbidden terms include “critters” and “beasts.” Pet owners are not to be referred to as “owners,” because this “harks back to a previous age” when animals were considered to be animals.

The term “wildlife” is not to be used because “For most, ‘wildness’ is synonymous with uncivilized, unrestrained, barbarous existence.” In actuality, academics have discovered that tigers and hyenas sit around tea tables in the jungle, sipping Earl Grey with their pinkies raised.

Certain idiomatic expressions also have to go:

Phrases such as “sly as a fox, “eat like a pig” or “drunk as a skunk” are all unfair to animals, they claim.

With all this verbal abuse hurled at their sensitive feelings, you can see why Obama’s Regulatory Czar Cass Sunstein wants animals to be provided with lawyers so they can sue us

Not sure if this is part of Hussein Obama’s Islam promotion projects, but it sure sounds like it:

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2 thoughts on “Shared Moonbattery”

  1. Next time I say “here, boy!”, I’m likely to be charged with causing hurt feelings to my “companion animal”, and forced to undergo sensitivity training.

  2. well ill start the ball rolling with mr sunscreen. i could give two brake pads what this, or his “raccoon” attorney has bouncing off their weightless skulls! when i first researched nobamas czars , this “tea kettle” appeared to me as a “nightmare” on elmer street. and at this very moment, i realized , there is “no” turning back from this point on ! once our supreme court is “fully” staffed with “children from the corn(off the Cobb), these pin up girls will resurface, no matter who is at the wheel, and become the “greatest” threat to our society ! prepare and prepare “strong”. i know myself that ive already managed to make “the list” and i “do not” take this lightly…being a conservative, ex-military, hetro-sexual middle aged Caucasian, i have “expressed” my position to many a “cock tractor” throughout the liberal arena! joystick beghard,whoopsi daisy,al gore, biden, michelle, barry, bill(my ass hurts)mahr, h.b.o , mcdonalds, p=pelosi , barney” let me be frank” , rick sanchez, alan grayson(p.o.s)- d. wasserman, and so on etc ! funny how “none” of them replied to emails, hand written letters ,candy grams or verbal abuse…i guess they needed an actual “threat”…well here it is “WILL NOT” infringe on my 2nd amendment rights “PERIOD” . and i shot a wild boar and “ATE IT”- TWICE !!! so “blow me” !

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