Here we go: “Bin Laden was Zionist puppet…”

by sheikyermami on May 5, 2011

You knew this was coming:

Iranian MP: Bin Laden was a “puppet controlled by the Zionist regime,” used “to present a violent image of Islam after the September 11 attacks”

And the Islamic Republic of Iran has never, ever, ever presented a violent image of Islam.

Never. Ever. “Iranian MP: Bin Laden was Zionist puppet,” by Dudi Cohen for YNet News, May 4 (thanks to Weasel Zippers):

‘We can never trust America again”

Pakis shocked — shocked! — at accusations it was lax or worse on bin Laden pursuit

Aww, guys! How could you Americans say that about your buddy Pakistan? And now, look what you’ve done. There’s “now ‘total mistrust’ between the United States and Pakistan.”

And that’s supposed to be America‘s fault. But, as we all know, this is nothing new. From September, 2006:

Heartbreak:

Indonesia’s Islamic Defenders Front to hold mass prayer service to “express gratitude to the late martyr Sheikh Osama bin Laden”

The turnout for this event and its reception in Jakarta will bear watching as one potential indicator of the strength and support (or tacit acceptance) of this subset of the Tiny Minority of Extremists. “Radical Indonesian Muslim Group to Hold Mass Prayer for bin Laden,” by Tara Kelly for Time, May 4:

The Islamic Defenders Front, a radical Indonesian Muslim group in Jakarta, announced plans to hold “a mass prayer for Bin Laden,” CNN reports…..

Some updates:

Boston Globe Reporter Hid Information on Obama’s Father From the Public For 2 Years

It’s not the first time the state-run media concealed information on Obama from the public.  It’s probably more common than we realize.

What is it the moonbat messiah can’t understand about this?

He’s back with new signs!

Casa D’ice Restaurant in North Versailles, PA. (near Pittsburgh )
The government doesn’t like this man very much.
He changes the signs when he gets another idea.
He just wants to make a [political] statement and WOW!

There’s always more….

This guy needs to be funded!

AMEN!!!!!!

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly —
and for the same reason.”

 

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gsw May 5, 2011 at 8:37 am

Iranian MP: Bin Laden was Zionist puppet,

Why the Pakistani government couldn’t find him OBL …
a) The Pakistani government is a secret Zionist sympathiser
b) The members of the Jewish government are far more intelligent than the members of the Pakistani government

Pragmatist May 6, 2011 at 4:56 am

Everything about the Affirmative Action Anchor baby Kid the son of a Black Polygamist Undesirable Alien and an underage Trollop is contradictory. He ordered an assassination on Usama but he can’t say it. He put us on a path to socialized medicine, but he can’t admit it. The stimulus bill was a slush fund for public sector unions,but he can’t admit it. EPA regulations are back door cap and tax, but he can’t admit it.
He’s a card-carrying member of the radical left, but he can’t admit it. He has a leftist-inspired prejudice against the private sector, but he can’t admit it. Bill Ayers was his good friend, but he can’t admit it. He listened to every word in Jeremiah Wright’s church for 20 years,but he can’t admit it. He has a real problem with Israel, but he can’t admit it. That is why Obama has so many lame, phony, nonsensical versions of answers to simple questions: Because he can’t admit what’s really going on. He has to hide who he is and what he’s doing.
He has to hide who he is and what he’s doing — and still proclaim he is “the most transparent president ever.” He has to hide who he is and what he’s doing, and that truth — that undeniable truth — is on display every day.
Why is that well his PC moonbat supporters just couldn’t stomach the fact that their Messiah could be so cold blooded to kill an unarmed man no matter who he was and the Obama opposition would be given too much ammunition if all the other facts were admitted. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Here are just “some” of Obambi and his Regimes flip/flops on Usama.
1) There was a firefight.
2) There was no firefight.
3) Bin Laden was “resisting.”
4) Bin Laden wasn’t armed. (Makes the concept of “resisting” interesting.)
5) He used his wife as a shield.
6) His wife was killed too.
7) He didn’t use his wife as a shield. She ran at a SEAL who shot her in the leg, but she’s fine.
8 ) Some other woman — the maid? — was used as a shield. By somebody. Downstairs.
9) That other woman — downstairs — was killed.
10) Maybe not. She was killed unless she wasn’t — and who was she, anyway?
11) Bin Laden’s son was killed.
12) Unless it was some other guy.
13) Bin Laden’s daughter saw him get killed. She’s undoubtedly traumatized, poor dear.
14) They were going to capture Bin Laden until the problem with the helicopter, which was:
A) It had mechanical trouble
cool smiley It did a hard landing
C) It crashed
D) It clipped a wall with a tail rotor, effectively a crash
15.) They were never going to try to capture him; it was always a kill mission.
16.) No, it wasn’t.
17) The chopper blew up.
18) The SEALs blew it up.
19.) Panetta said yesterday the world needed proof and the photo would be released.
20.) Obama said today in an interview he taped with Steve Kroft for “60 Minutes” to be broadcast Sunday that it won’t be released. It’s too gruesome, would offend Muslim sensibilities , and how would Americans feel if Muslims released pictures of dead Americans?
21.) Kroft pointed out that ever since “Black Hawk Down” days, Muslims have been doing precisely that, filming American bodies being dragged through the streets, filming Daniel Pearl’s head being cut off, filming any and everything.
22) Obama gets pissed at CBS, the tape gets cleaned up, that question disappears. (Inside info.)
23.) We got a “treasure trove” of stuff from hard drives, etc.
24.) There were no phone lines, and no internet access at the “mansion,” they didn’t even have TV — what “treasure trove?”
25.) There is obviously in the pictures of the place a large satellite dish. I guess they used it for making salads.

Mullah Lodabullah May 6, 2011 at 6:00 am

* Here are just “some” of Obambi and his Regimes flip/flops on Usama.

That would make a great board game, or Who-dun-it mystery night at the theatre-restaurant.

http://knol.google.com/k/how-to-write-and-host-your-own-large-group-murder-mystery-dinner-party#

How To Write and Host Your Own Large Group Murder Mystery Dinner Party

Who killed Binnie?

Leo Hugh May 6, 2011 at 10:36 am

Will osama get his 72 virgin goats in heaven? Will allah fulfill his promise of a celestial brothel and award his greatest warrior as a serving pimp anyone has answers ha ha lol…….

Davey Crockett May 6, 2011 at 7:06 pm

Well here we go again:

Muslims go on the rampage through London again this afternoon, stage “funeral” for Bin Laden to coincide with the 7/7 inquest verdict:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1384353/Osama-bin-Laden-mock-funeral-Fury-erupts-outside-US-Embassy-London.html

Tasteless, evil, inhuman……..

Mullah Lodabullah May 6, 2011 at 7:18 pm

* Muslims go on the rampage through London

Britain sowed to the wind, and reaps the whirlwind. Appeasement and islamisation was always a doomed endeavour.

kaw May 7, 2011 at 12:59 am

Folks – although these muslim scum that made trouble in LONDON pose no danger they need to be handled in an appropriate way. It is up to you folks in the UK to deal with these scum – do it or the rest of us will get nasty.

Pragmatist May 7, 2011 at 6:46 am

If the UK authorities dont get their act in order and get this Traitorous Mohammedan scum off the streets than the people will have to do it for them and it wont be nice.

amarilo60 May 7, 2011 at 5:15 pm

MOOLA LOTTA BULLAH and PRAGMITIST..

(((YOUR MAMMAS DIDNT TEACH YOU SAY THOSE,,,,,,,THINGS!!!)))

I KNOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,she was not like the scumm brains and nit witted Jealous
Bigot and Prejudice ASSES As you both.

(YOUR MOMMAS)) Tell them I said this..
YOUR MOMMA’S FRIEND!!!!

Pragmatist May 8, 2011 at 4:15 am

I know the truth hurts amarlo60 but sometimes you have to be mature enough to accept it. Seems you aren’t.

Pragmatist May 8, 2011 at 4:20 am

Another thing amarilo60 I cant work out if you are an uneducated Black Racist trying to defend Obambi at all costs or an ignorant uneducated Mohammedan trying to protect your Ummah brothers. Or maybe you are BOTH an ignorant uneducated Black Racist who has stupidly converted to the Cult of his Slave Masters.

kaw May 8, 2011 at 6:52 am

amarilo69 is most likely a muslim – the context of the last line gives it away of its last post gives it away.

amarilo60 May 9, 2011 at 4:18 am

PRAGMISTIST???

When your momma and I had our special encounter that nite..
it was not a good idea… we both knew that perhaps you would come into this world a bloodly idiot, and an embarrassment to both of us and
and sure enough here you are verifying it,,, your ignorance is exposed
as you spew out your stupidity.. I was uneasy when I witnessed your delivery. Ask you momma. Who is your real daddy…( I AM)

Your nit witted venomous attacks is letting the world know,,,,WHAT AN IDIOT YOU REALLY ARE!!!

amarilo60 May 9, 2011 at 4:24 am

KAW…???

ASK YOUR MOTHER IS SHE APPRECIATED ME???
I AM SORRY THAT WE DID WHAT WE DID.. YOUR PRESENCE IN THIS WORLD IS AN AWFUL EMBARRASSMENT TO BOTH OF US!!!!
DONT LET THE WORLD KNOW HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE!!!

kaw May 9, 2011 at 9:14 am

Amarillo60,
Your own posts illustrate to the world just how stupid you are – keep up the good work.

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