“Islamic sex, fighting Jews to return Islamic sex to the world”

by sheikyermami on October 12, 2011

Okay, I confess:

I’m da Jew who snatched the ‘Islamic Sex’ away from them. Now come and get me, you tilts!

 

The ‘obedient wife’s club’ new book is telling its readers that a  Muslim man can have sex with all his wives at the same time, and while they’re busy doing that, they also have to fight Jews:

“Fighting Jews to return Islamic sex to the world”.

Frankly, I’m a bit confused about how this is all going to be done at once, but I’m sure some of our intrepid Muslim lurkers from loon & Spencerwatch can enlighten us how they manage. In any case, Allah’s profit was a trail-blazer for all time and any place, as we can see here:

Bukhari (5:268) - “The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number.” I asked Anas, ‘Had the Prophet the strength for it?’ Anas replied, ‘We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty men.’ “

KOTA BARU, Oct 12 — A Muslim man can have sex with all his wives at the same time, according to a controversial new book on Islamic sex by the Obedient Wives Club (OWC).

Previously, the club’s vice-president, Dr Rohaya Mohamad (right), had provoked an outcry for advising women to behave like “a first-class whore” while in the company of their husbands. — file pic

Titillatingly-titled “Seks Islam, perangi Yahudi untk kembalikan seks Islam kepada dunia [Islamic sex, fighting Jews to return Islamic sex to the world]”, the explicit book aims to guide Muslim brides on how to pleasure their husbands in bed.

In its foreword, the pro-polygamy OWC said its studies showed women only gave their husbands 10 per cent of what the men desired of their wives’ bodies.

Malay-language daily, Berita Harian, reported today the Malay-Muslim community was upset the book featured on its front cover the polygamous leader of the outlawed Al-Arqam religious sect, Asaari Muhammad, and also objected to its extremely graphic visuals.

An extract on the back cover reads, in Bahasa Malaysia: “Selaku pemimpin roh, kebolehan yang Allah izinkan kepada mereka ialah boleh serentak dengan semua isteri-isteri melakukan hubungan jenis. Manakala kalau isteripun orang roh, lagilah hebat. Ke mana-mana terbang untuk atau sambil melakukan hubungan sulit itu dalam keadaan lebih nikmat dan lebih ringan dibanding dengan perlakuan yang menggunakan fizikal. Untuk itulah Abuya sedang proses isteri-isterinya ke arah roh.”

In English:

“As a spiritual leader, Allah has granted him the ability to have simultaneous sex with all his wives. And if the wife is spiritual, the sex is greater. They can fly anywhere for sex, it is more enjoyable and easier compared to physical sex. For that reason, Abuya was processing his wives towards the spiritual.”

The paper noted that explicit sex details littered the book’s 115 pages, and cited as another example chapter eight which deals with “how sex becomes worship”.

“Kemuncak cinta kita ialah celah kangkang. Tangan, kaki dan segalanya terdorong kuat untuk menuju ke situ [The peak of our love is the cleft in between. Hands, feet and everything are strongly driven there].”

The sex book has not been banned but Kelantan mufti, Datuk Mohamad Shukri Mohamad, has stepped into the fray to play down the emphasis of Islam on sex.

“The Al-Quran explains the ‘wife clothes the husband and you (the husband) clothes the wife. ‘Your wife is the field and therefore come to your field’,” Berita Harian quoted him saying today.

“Islam touches on sex in a civilised, polite and non-lewd manner. So we should not detail it in such a way as to give a negative impression,” Mohamad Shukri added, saying sex in Islam was described in symbolic terms.

This is the second time the OWC has hit the headlines. Previously, the club’s vice-president, Dr Rohaya Mohamad, provoked an outcry from women’s rights groups and Islamic religious authorities for advising women to behave like “a first-class whore” while in the company of their husbands if they wanted their marriages to succeed.

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{ 10 comments }

MuniMula October 12, 2011 at 10:37 pm

Does the good doctor also give tips on how 9 year old brides can please thier middle aged husbands?

kaw October 13, 2011 at 3:13 am

As I wrote yesterday…. just when you think these folks have reached the bottom they keep on going…down. This is, in reality, no surprise for a group that consider a middle aged rapist and pedophile to be the perfect human. The invaders in Scandinavia certainly seem to be doing “ther thing for the pervert”.

theresaj October 13, 2011 at 7:19 am

A Malaysian git came to Auckland , NZ to set up a branch of this club there. I wrote to the various authorities about it..and did not get any reply. Polygamy is still officially illegal here so the club should never have been permitted and the git should have been escorted to the airport… but as the Egyptian Christians living here say , NZ will be an absolute walkover for the muslims .. The local people are very passive and very , very naive. Too sad.

sheikyermami October 13, 2011 at 7:33 am

What’s his name?

theresaj October 16, 2011 at 7:15 am

Sheik,
His name is Zulkifli Hamzah. His visit seemed to provoke comment on the burqa , but as far as I can remember , there was no mention of polygamy or the fact that this group promotes polygamy..I saw on your more recent comments the anti Jewish hatred in their new book. They should definitly not be operating in NZ…but so many here now , see a wrong and look the other way and so many are so PC.. It is their culture etc…His visit happened in July 2011. Thanks.

sheikyermami October 16, 2011 at 9:42 am

Obedient Wives Club” calls for group sex in “Islamic Sex, Fighting Jews to Return Islamic Sex to the World”

Beats me how they figure that Jews have taken ‘Islamic sex” away from the world.

But hey: you can always blame da Jooooozzzz…..

In other news:

Stigma averted:

Defence lawyer Giles Harvey applied for interim suppression to be continued, arguing that his client’s Muslim background combined with what was being alleged could create a public backlash and put him and his family at risk.

sheikyermami October 17, 2011 at 4:19 am

“The prophet (Mohammed) used to have sex with all his wives at a go during the day and at night, and he had eleven wives”… – Sahih Bukhari 1:5:268, 7:62:6.

Here’s another hadith which ascribes to Mohammed the following statement:

“If I were to command anyone to prostrate before another, I would command women to prostrate themselves before their husbands, because of the special right over them given to husbands by Allah” (Sunan Ibn Dawud, Hadith 876, narr. Qays Ibn Sa’d.

theresaj October 17, 2011 at 8:29 am

As I said elsewhere , that case of the young Fijian Indian boy wanting to blow up govt buildings has hardly seen the light of day in NZ. Years ago Sheik , when I was living in Asia, I came across a website by Fijian muslims .They said that they were behind all the coups in Fiji ; that they were planning an islamic state..Fiji , Australia and NZ..and that Fiji would be the first country to be islamic.
A few years later , when I came back here , various imans etc who were banned in Aussie , were travelling freely to NZ under Helen Clark’s ..we are an inclusive society rot..Some were even running youth camps. The mind boggles..As I say , people here are very naive ..but they are also kept in the dark by the media.

sheikyermami October 17, 2011 at 8:47 am

And then there were the young Israeli’s who copped a lot a shiite from a hijabbed Fijian Customs hack who didn’t allow them to spend their holiday in Fiji…..

3 Israelis evicted from paradise
Three Israelis told by Fijian immigration officer that they cannot enter country for mistreating Palestinians during military service

Bluto November 18, 2011 at 3:54 pm

I’d like to get this book in English, it would make great gag gifts for Christmas. I know some women who would get a kick out of this (Good Catholic Girls). i showed this article to a Muslim friend of min and his comment was if he showed it to his wife he would be on the couch for months……. so much for Sunan Ibn Dawud, Hadith 876, narr. Qays Ibn Sa’d…. Gauwd I love the USA….

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