Taliban cadavers don't stink, sez Muslim doctor

Neither does the profit Muhammad, just remember the bodily fluid fatwa recently issued by the Mufti of Egypt, Dr. Ali Gomaa, who claimed  his sweat smelled better than perfume.


Egyptian Mufti: The Companions of the Prophet Blessed Themselves with His Urine, Sweat and Saliva 

”This blessing,“ Al-Gum’a added, ”[can also] be done with the honorable saliva, sweat, hair, urine or blood of the Prophet. This is because anyone who knows the love of the Messenger of Allah is not repulsed ; just as a mother is not repulsed by the feces of her son, this is even more so [in the case of] our Lord the Messenger of Allah, whom we love more than our fathers, sons, and wives. Anyone who was or is repulsed by the Messenger of Allah must recant his faith.“

Well, if its not the 72 virgins its the 28 pearly boyz, and if that’s not enough its the 60.000 servants and all that  non-inebriating wine that  flows like rivers in Muhammad’s bordello in the sky.

If the soldiers of allah didn’t believe this rubbish they might join the suicide bombers union and go on strike; or occupy Kabul just like the rabble in the U.S. occupies Wall Street. Interestingly, in DC  the Occupy  loons fly Al Qaeda, Hamas & Hezbollah flags……

Can’t have that!

From the voice of jihad, Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan:

Red Cross: Taliban bodies do not decay!

The committee of the American Red Cross has released a report on its webpage regarding the bodies of the dead (martyred) Taliban compared to those of the foreign forces.

The mentioned committee which had the duty of collecting and burying the dead in Mazar Sharif province of Afghanistan showed its astonishment as to why the dead bodies of Taliban had not decayed or gave off foul smell?!! The report said that investigators initially thought that the cold weather was the reason behind this phenomenon however this theory was later shattered because the bodies of the northern alliance fighters which were lying in the same area had decayed and were also giving off a nauseating smell.

The report further says that it now wants to conduct a research on the type of food consumed by the Taliban fighters! The researchers also want to find out if there is a relationship between food and blood because the blood of some Taliban members keeps its warm temperatures even after their death!

There’s more, read it all….

As always in these cases, there is no way to verify this nor did the Red Cross ever draw up such a report, but if it helps the soldiers of allah to find new splody-dopes, who are we to argue?

Here’s the famous urine fartwa, once more:

Bodily fluid fatwa recently issued by the Mufti of Egypt, Dr. Ali Gomaa:

Egyptian Mufti: The Companions of the Prophet Blessed Themselves with His Urine, Sweat and Saliva

”This blessing,“ Al-Gum’a added, ”[can also] be done with the honorable saliva, sweat, hair, urine or blood of the Prophet. This is because anyone who knows the love of the Messenger of Allah is not repulsed ; just as a mother is not repulsed by the feces of her son, this is even more so [in the case of] our Lord the Messenger of Allah, whom we love more than our fathers, sons, and wives. Anyone who was or is repulsed by the Messenger of Allah must recant his faith.“

Incidentally, Ali Gomaa has been meeting with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, discussing how to improve the teaching of Islam in Britain lately.

Sheikh Ali Gomaa is the Grand Mufti of Egypt succeeding Ahmad El-Tayeb. He is considered to be one of the most respected and qualified traditional Islamic scholars alive. He specializes in the science of the foundations of Islamic Law, viz Usul al-fiqh. He follows the Shafi`i school of Islamic juruspudence. – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Gomaa

Of course, the resulting pile-on by various and sundry Muslim apologists has effectively muffled and squelched Dr. Gomaa’s voice, and threatened to permanently obliterate his previous reputation as “one of the most respected and qualified traditional Islamic scholars alive”. Some of their comments from the same article:

Whether the story of Umm Ayman is true or not, it should not be retold by the mufti.

In the past, clerics said that one does not have to reveal everything one knows.
others stated that the fatwa was for Islamic scholars, not for the masses

[B]”Following the ensuing uproar, Gum’a came to the defense of his fatwa, saying: “The entire body of the Prophet, whether exposed or hidden, is pure, and there is nothing in it- including his secretions – that [can] repulse anyone. His sweat smelled better than perfume. Umm Haram would collect this sweat and distribute it to the people of Al-Madina.” “

“Dr. Gum’a added: “The hadith of Suhail bin Omar at Al-Hudaybiya says: ‘Oh Lord, I was with Kisra [the ruler of Persia] and with Kaisar [the ruler of Byzantium] and I saw no instance in which the leader was glorified like the Companions of the Prophet glorified Muhammad. The second Muhammad spat, one of them would immediately hasten [to grab his saliva] and smear it upon his face.’ Hence, the ulema, including Ibn Hajar Al-Askalani, Al-Baihaqi, Al-Daraqutni and Al-Haythami, determined that the Prophet’s entire body was pure.” ”

This esteemed scholar seems to be making a case for the prophet’s “purity” bordering on deification. Notice the original fatwa declares: “Anyone who was or is repulsed by the Messenger of Allah must recant his faith.”

To your health, up yours!

Under Our Noses: oh the diversity! The uniqueness! 

Spirit of RIS 2011 – Amr Khaled, Tariq Ramadan, Hamza Yusuf, Habib Ali and Zaid Shakir

thanks to Mullah

7 thoughts on “Taliban cadavers don't stink, sez Muslim doctor”

  1. its not that the taliban dont stink when they are dead. they smell just as bad when they are alive you just get use to it.

  2. “i declare this international shit on a muslim day”

    ROFL I love that idea. 2 thumbs up and my pants down for that idea 🙂

  3. The general opinion of many ISAF team folks appears to be that the effort to save Afghans (in particular the males) from the mess they themselves have created will return no benefit what-so-ever. Time to get out and return them from Oz back to their real homes. Do not believe the crap that you here from our political leadership relating to positive co-operation between the Afghan government and the ISAF countries (although are a few good examples of cooperation at the ground level exist). And, as noted before, talib dead stink as badly as the live ones. Incidentally, pakistan needs to be made accountable for its role in supporting the taliban through elements of the political and military branches of its government.

    On more relevant points, I think the folks in Brisbane need to be very careful that no further arab investment is allowed in the city. Walking down Queen St. a standout eyesore is a disgusting little money exchange outfit apparently linked to the UAE (to be checked) – why has this business been allowed???

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