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Iran prepares to launch “halal” Internet

by sheikyermami on January 8, 2012

I prefer mine haram, thank you.

“Zionist Trick”… or something:

This Is the Photo of an Iranian Fisherman Hugging a U.S. Sailor After Being Rescued From Pirates

For some reason this news has not appeared on the Iranian regime’s Press TV website. The captain of the destroyer is a woman….  It’ll be interesting to see how the mullah’s spin this.

The “Government Knows Best” mentality meets “Allah knows best.”

Iran begins Internet crackdown, prepares to launch “halal” Internet

All your internet are belong to us!

Iranian Regime:

“US Commissioned Recent Bombings in Iraq After Shameful Retreat“

Gee, I’m so glad they didn’t blame da Jooozzzz…

Our ‘friends’, the Iraqi’s:

Walid Phares on Fox News with Megyn Kelly: Is Iran-backed terror an act of war?

Dumb Question, really. Isn’t it obvious?

True Love Between Genocidal Dictators:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, under increasing pressure from debilitating Western economic sanctions, Sunday begins a tour of Latin America aimed at shoring up ties with his few remaining allies.

Related:

Ahmadinejad will meet fellow US foe and firebrand Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on a four-nation trip that coincides with rising international concern over Tehran’s nuclear ambitions. (Breitbart)

Turkey to seek US waiver on Iran oil -energy official

ANKARA Jan 4 (al-Reuters) – Turkey will seek a waiver from the United States to exempt its biggest refiner Tupras from new U.S. sanctions on institutions that deal with Iran’s central bank, a Turkish energy ministry official told Reuters on Wednesday.  (KGS-TT)

Iran Warns Israel will be Destroyed Sooner if it Names Jerusalem as Capital

According to MehrNews, the mouthpiece of the Islamic regime in Iran, Headbanger in Chief  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said that the Knesset’s decision to declare al-Quds (Jerusalem) the capital of Israel not only will not save the Zionist regime but also will speed up the regime’s annihilation.

Hamas leadership in line with the radicals ruling Iran recently called for the first ever Arab army to liberate the holy city of Jerusalem.

 

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D Crane January 8, 2012 at 12:57 pm

The Senator Con and Julliar will be looking at Halal Internet with interest may work well with the total control that the NBN will bring wireless will be next .

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