Two alleged Islamic terrorists including one Austrian hid plans in their underpants to hack off heads, burn bodies and then send the videos back to their al-Qaeda bosses in Afghanistan, a German court has heard. German Yusuf Ocak, 26, and Austrian Maqsood Lodin, 22, were arrested last year and charged with membership in a terrorist organisation. Prosecutors in Berlin say both underwent terrorist training in the lawless frontier region of Pakistan. (GOV)
One worshipper said: ‘It’s grown and grown in recent years. It started off as just one room in the mosque, but now people come from all over the City and there just isn’t the room for them in the building. ‘You get the whole community, everyone from City boys to people from the local area. It’s great being outside on a day like today, but it’s not so much fun when it rains.
‘Some people are surprised when they come into the area on a Friday – seeing that many people praying outside together is not an everyday sight in the UK. ‘You wouldn’t know unless you were looking for it, but it’s right in the middle of the City.’
When churches burn the black flags of Islam are usually not far away:
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‘Some people are surprised when they come into the area on a Friday – seeing that many people praying outside together is not an everyday sight in the UK. ‘You wouldn’t know unless you were looking for it, but it’s right in the middle of the City.’
