UK: who needs math when you got Islam already?
by sheikyermami on February 12, 2012
Too dumb for math, too dumb to use a toilet:
Universities are being forced to dumb down degree courses which require the use of maths because students can’t keep up
You gotta let that melt in your mouth! The Daily Mail h/t Vlad
It gets worse: Toilet training for 18-YEAR-OLDS:
University puts up posters giving foreign students lessons in how to use Western loos
The stereotypical student is a messy sort of beast, with a fondness for alcohol and daytime TV and an allergy to washing up. But for all their foibles, most people would expect the teenaged scamps to have mastered the use of a toilet. Not so at Swansea University, where campus chiefs have put up signs in a helpful attempt to provide students with toilet training.
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University bosses said they put up instructions about how to use the toilets properly after some were found in a mess, sparking a series of complaints. Explaining their decision, they blamed ‘cultural differences’ in the way the toilets are used by foreign students, some of whom are used to the ‘squat toilets’ common in parts of Asia and Europe. (More from the Daily Mail)
Lies & Statistics
Terrorism by Muslim Americans “a minuscule threat to public safety.”
Of about 14,000 murders in the United States last year, not a single one resulted from Islamic extremism, said Mr. Kurzman, a professor of sociology at the University of North Carolina.
But at least we are agreed that Islam is not a race. (Vlad)
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This is what happens when the “corporate model” runs universities. This started occurring in the US about fifteen years ago. It inevitably seeks the lowest common denominator. Get as many students as possible, get as much of their money as possible, hand them a worthless piece of paper after four years, blame it on the government.
Golly gee, and the Arabs invented algebra!