Egyptian Cleric Mahmoud Al-Masri: The Protocols of the Elders of Zion Use Soccer to Distract the Islamic Peoples

by sheikyermami on February 23, 2012

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion or The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion is a antisemitic hoax purporting to describe a Jewish plan for global domination. It was first published in Russia in 1903, translated into multiple languages, and disseminated internationally in the early part of the 20th century.

Long debunked,  for Islamic headbangers this fabricated rubbish remains the gospel truth about Jews and dictates their worldview.

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Egyptian Cleric Mahmoud Al-Masri: The Protocols of the Elders of Zion Use Soccer to Distract the Islamic Peoples

Following are excerpts from a religious program featuring Egyptian cleric Mahmoud Al-Masri, which aired on Al-Nas TV on February 7, 2012:

Mahmoud Al-Masri: The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which were written in order to corrupt the Islamic people, included corruption by distracting Muslims through soccer. They use soccer to distract the Islamic peoples.

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Mullah Lodabullah February 23, 2012 at 9:33 am

Those Zionists are busy – when they aren’t distracting muslims with soccer, they are masterminding the burning of blasphemous korans. But since allah permits the plots and is the best of those who plot, it gets hard to keep up with who conspired against whom. Funny how muslims always seem to be able to resolve any “conspiracy” back to Zionists / Jews, while overlooking the plotter-in-chief (who uses allah as an alias).

GeorgeOfTheJungle February 23, 2012 at 10:23 am

Soccer certainly distracts! LMAO. While I was working in Saudi Arabia during 2003 I had a brief glimmer of hope as there were many FIFA top matches going to be played there, and that monkey-looking President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, actually said that women should be allowed to go and see these matches. No… BIG no-no… the chief Mullah, cleric, tomcat or whatever squashed that idea very quickly and forbade any women from going to the matches. His reason? The women would get “too excited” by the “exposure of the bare knees of the soccer players”. This is fact, and no BS. Just shows the general lack of intelligence and the influence of generations of inbreeding that shows itself in these bat-shit crazy and moronic tribal people.

The Infidel February 23, 2012 at 10:57 am

He has one thing right, the protocals are a distraction, he just got who did it wrong, it was a communist plot to discredit the Jews, it is known, thus anyone who uses it to try to discredit the Jews has knowingly used a fake document and discredited themselves.

But then again all of izlam is based on known faked documents and known lies, so really they see lies and fakes as truth, and truth as lies and fakes. I wonder if they know how much of a laughing stock they make of themselves? dangerous fools non the less, but fools still the same.

kaw February 23, 2012 at 12:12 pm

George,
You are being much too kind with your exceedingly flattering description of the low IQ crap that is islam.

Pray Hard February 23, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Muslims, always the dumbasses of the planet, are looking at this the wrong way. I mean, just think of the stonings, beheadings, rapes, acid throwings, shootings, bombings and gay hangings they could have in the middle of the soccer field during game breaks. They can’t have marching bands, after all.

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