“Anal Sex is Haram” – Advisor on Family Affairs from Dubai

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theresaj March 7, 2012 at 3:26 am

Tell that to the poor little boys of Afghanistan.

Islam Is A Crock March 7, 2012 at 6:24 am

Reminds me of the old joke.
Why are camels called ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab Semen…

Honestly, these people are a joke. Just with a very unfunny punchline….

Aussie March 7, 2012 at 1:49 pm

http://aussienewsviews.blogspot.com.au/2009/02/sodomy-now-cultural-difference-in.html

Hi Sheik, how are things ? looks like you are still sticking it up em.

Cheers Aussie.

Pray Hard March 7, 2012 at 2:35 pm

“Anal” is a pretty big word for Muslims. I’m assuming that livestock and little boys are the halal exceptions. Baaaaaa Baaaaa …

Truthiocity March 7, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Best comment on the page was “Irony alert at 1:37″

BayouCoyote March 7, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Is there EVER a conversation where the koranimals don’t bring up Infidels or nations that have gone astray?

theresaj March 7, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Is there ever a conversation where they don’t bring up some form of sex..how to do it… how not to do it..how to witness it when a women is pretending it is rape. how to do in a family..how to do with six wives..oh make that four blw ble blw nlqw..gross undignified people.
It is an ideology especially designed for those too lazy to think for them selves..a rule for this , a rule for that..but of course no rule on inbreeding. Gaza has the highest proportion of damaged children thru coussies doing coussies.. Nuts totally nuts.