Boycott the Jews!

by sheikyermami on March 7, 2012

Just in from Mick in Germany:

Wish they would boycott Jewish medical breakthroughs: then there would be a lot fewer of them.

Jewish Boycott…….. Brilliant!

Well done: This may end the Muslim problem….

A short time ago, Iran ‘s Supreme Leader
Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei urged the Muslim
World to boycott anything and everything that
originates with the Jewish people.

In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a pharmacist,
out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist
them in their boycott as follows:

“Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by
Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should
not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because
the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew.
If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea,
he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using
the method of a Jew named Neissner.

“A Muslim who has heart disease must not use Digitalis,
a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.

Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use
Novocaine, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.

If a Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the
result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew. If one has
aheadache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin,
due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.

Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because
it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed theuse of Chloral Hydrate.

Arabs must do likewise with their psychic ailments because
Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.

Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he must refrain from
the “Schick” reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.

“Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must
not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of
Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram.

They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile
Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine
is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

“Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to
die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman
Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease.

Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements
by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist,
Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists
and medical experts.

“In short, good and loyal Muslims properly and fittingly should
remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease,
Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio
Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the
Islamic boycott.” Meanwhile I ask, what medical contributions
to the world have Muslims made?

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OccamsrazorX March 7, 2012 at 3:25 pm: To those that would rather die than buy Israeli/Jewish products, now’s your chance:

Israeli researchers have developed a simple and cheap blood test that was found to provide early detection for many types of cancer in clinical trials.
The promising new blood test, developed by scientists at Ben-Gurion University of the Negev (BGU) and Soroka University Medical Center in Beersheva, can detect minuscule changes in the blood of a person with a cancerous growth somewhere in the body, even before the disease has spread.

Early diagnosis of cancer could save thousands of lives. Every day in the United States alone, 1,500 people die of cancer, according to the American Cancer Society. Cancer is the second most common cause of death in the US after heart disease, accounting for one in four deaths.

Medical specialists believe that earlier detection greatly increases the chances for successful treatment. It also prevents the need for long, painful and costly treatments when the cancer reaches a more advanced stage.

Article link here: http://www.israel21c.org/health/new-blood-test-offers-early-cancer-detection

I know some would rather die than use any product that comes from Israel. My fervent wish is that all Muslims feel this way.
Peter Milot March 7, 2012 at 9:32 pm: Oops, I guess they’ll have to give up their nuclear program. Do you want to tell them or should I?
Peter Milot March 7, 2012 at 10:56 pm: Oops, I guess they’ll have to give up their nuclear weapons program. Do you want to tell them or should I?
sheikyermami March 7, 2012 at 11:42 pm: Do you feel threatened by Jews, Peter?
Treintrien March 8, 2012 at 1:46 am: I think you are misunderstanding Peter, sheikyermami ;)
I think he really wants to tell the arabs to stop nuclear programs.
I really don’t know if the Germans Hahn en Strassmann were actually jewish? Or if Einstein was?
Hill March 8, 2012 at 4:44 am: @ Treintrien. Brilliant point.

All you need to know about understanding the entire M. E. is that, in the short duration that Israel has existed as a country; Is to look at the hundreds of thousands of patents Israel has produced in small period of time versus the laughable and miniscule amount of patents created by all the Arab countries combined.

Oh, well. At least the muslims have Camel Piss as medicinal cure.
sheikyermami March 8, 2012 at 6:51 am: “Oh, well. At least the muslims have Camel Piss as medicinal cure.”

Really?

Any evidence that it cured any ailments?
Hill March 8, 2012 at 7:46 pm: @Sheik.

I was being sarcastic.