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Blessings from the feces of Aisha’s camel (no shiite)

by sheikyermami on March 26, 2012

Blessings from camelshit

Islamic clerics are celebrating stupidity just like their counterparts in the west are celebrating ‘diversity’. Here we have two serious headbangers giggle over the early muslims who rubbed camel-droppings from Aisha’s camel all over themselves: (BCF)

Here’s the famous urine fartwa, once again:

Bodily fluid fatwa recently issued by the Mufti of Egypt, Dr. Ali Gomaa:

Egyptian Mufti: The Companions of the Prophet Blessed Themselves with His Urine, Sweat and Saliva

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{ 3 comments }

Virginia Dare March 26, 2012 at 4:55 am: Sayeth the camel rider..
“I would walk a mile for a camel,
and two for Aisha’s camel dung”.
For it is the best, I say yum yum.
A camel can go long with no water,
but I need my dung and my fatwah.

This compelling obsession for musk
has me bending from dawn to dusk
to pick up the slime slivers of dung
that I swish around my tart tongue

Indeed it is easier for a camel
to go through the eye of a needle,
then for the old boy to needle Aisha

A camel has its bumps and humps,
but the men bend over for the clumps
Clumps of dung from the well hung
Camel, unlike the man/child teacha
who must have his 9 yr old Aisha
to provide him with dung just for the fun
of him providing Aisha with a ding dong.

To quote one Geo W Bush….
“When I take action, I’m not going to fire
a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and
hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.”

Meanwhile back at the tent Muhammed was
eating his date, er, Aisha.
KochieButtersmack March 26, 2012 at 7:12 am: “Indeed it is easier for a camel
to go through the eye of a needle,
then for the old boy to needle Aisha”
Bravo! LOL
Gringo March 26, 2012 at 7:25 am: lol…. this shiite just got real…. I can’t help but feel that WW3 started some time ago and future generations are going to wonder why it took us so long to notice…