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(Alabama) ‘Undeportable Palestinian’ Arrested 35 Times…

by sheikyermami on April 21, 2012

Thanks to the Religion of Peace

A crack-dealer with an Egyptian passport cannot be deported because he claims to be from a country that doesn’t exist?

Illegal immigrant Sofyan Eldani has been arrested 35 times in 12 years while living in Alabama, but he remains here, federal authorities tell police, because they can’t deport him to a country that doesn’t exist.

Eldani, 45, carries an Egyptian passport, but claims to be from Palestine. (So did Yasser Arafartbastard)

“I know I am just a simple, small-town police chief,” Hagler said, ” but it seems to me that a country that can send people to the moon should be able to get an illegal alien out of the country.”

Egypt is no longer a country then?

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{ 5 comments }

Hill April 21, 2012 at 7:34 pm: If his passport says Egypt-then that is where he goes. Not the US problem.
Pray Hard April 22, 2012 at 3:12 pm: This is just retarded.
skai May 23, 2012 at 8:02 pm: I never thought Americans were so thick. God help America. Or may be even God can’t help America from Muslims /Islam see http://www.blip.tv/file/1382254
Hill May 23, 2012 at 9:42 pm: @skai. Americans are NOT thick. Failure to deport this loser is the byproduct of bleeding heart liberals and the current presidents desire to follow the European pattern of swelling the country (with violent and parasitic) illegals or asylum seekers to distract the population from the subversive Anti-American actions carried out by this administration. These actions are meant to destroy the constitution and weaken America’s power both nationally and internationally.
Rossco May 23, 2012 at 10:13 pm: We had the same situation here in Australia a few years ago with that Benbrika character. He was supposed to be deported but married some Australian muslim slut and was allowed to stay. To thank the Australian government for their kindness to him, he offered to blow up a football stadium.