"Adopt-a-Jihadist"

Now here’s a Canadian pilot program we should immediately implement in Australia, where we have way too many caring and compassionate greenies and refugee advocates who can’t wait to make their beds available to our Islamic cultural enrichers.

Don’t you think people like Bobby Brown and Sarah Hanson-Young would be delighted to receive letters like this:

Dear Mrs Blinker,

In accordance with the guidelines of this new pilot program, we have decided to release one terrorist and place him in your custody. I am pleased to inform you that your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard from Pearson International to your residence in Toronto next Thursday.

Ahmed Allah-Akbar (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. In other words, the standards which you and most people of your ideological persuasion demand of civilized democracies like Israel, but not of Islamic dictatorships.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home-schooling. Be warned. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your yoga class or while you are piloting your Cessna aircraft. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless you think that this might offend him. [Canada permits ruinous lawsuits against those who "offend" Islamists.]

You will appreciate that Ahmed, as an Islamic fundamentalist, views females as a subhuman property without rights, including the right to refuse his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will “recommend” as more appropriate attire. I’m sure that, over time, you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka. Just remember that it is all part of ‘respecting his culture and religious beliefs’ as described in your letter.

The letter was signed by “General I. M. Perturbed.” A man after my own heart.

Islamic Terror Attacks: What is to Blame? by DR. LAINA FARHAT-HOLZMAN

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Pray Hard May 2, 2012 at 12:52 pm: This has been my contention all along … Apologists for Islamists or any other criminal for that matter should be forced to keep them in their homes with their wives, their children, their pets. The apologist would be legally and financially responsible for little Jimmy Jihad, with no legal recourse. If little Jimmy blows up a city, well, his apologist and family would suffer the same legal consequences as little JJ. If little Jimmy steals millions, the apologist and his family would go to jail, just like little JJ. It’s a great idea. I hope it catches on. BTW, I’ll take Anjem Choudary.
Rossco May 2, 2012 at 9:45 pm: That stupid Stephen Conroy was on CH9 Today show this morning and was muttering on about unloading illegal boat-people on to unsuspecting Australians who might just be stupid enough to volunteer to want these sort of people living with them.

If they turn up at my place they’d want to know how to eat pork, drink Bourbon & burn korans. Not too much to expect, is it?
Surgeon May 3, 2012 at 1:15 am: I think that Sarah Hanson Young should prove to Australians how genuine she is about her policy by adopting a refugee! Go on Hanson Young, we dare you!