Obama’s New Campaign Slogan “Forward!” Is a Nazi Marching Tune

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Too small? Click here This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening. We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way... But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it.  If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted. Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it! One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display. But you won't be back, trust me on that. Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

Uberjam May 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Do people really buy into this? This is just a bunch of photoshopped polemic nonsense. You don’t even make an actual point or raise any real discussion.

kaw May 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

I think, Uberjam, that what concerns people is what Obama is actually doing. This page just pokes some fun at the arsehole, however people remain very concerned at what this left wing twat with no open history or track record is trying to achieve. There is enough serious discussion about this jerk, even on this site. Lets start the ball rolling with his choice of Holder who has yet to even voice concerns about the statements advocating violence against individuals that are have been made by the black panther thugs, and who appears to have deliberately tried to influence the judiciary w.r.t. to the muslim who killed 12 or 13 at a recruiting center before being rendered harmless by an effective police officer. Again uberjerk, this page is a dig at the wanker, after all we do need a bit of humour. However, his musical choice does seem to be significantly left wing or do you disagree?

Nick May 1, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Uberjam: Perhaps you were “occupying” something (or somebody) and missed your classes in postmodern feminist rhetoric, hermeneutics, and semiotics.

Grok this, if you’re able…

Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.[1]

Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon.

A common feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—”in satire, irony is militant”[2]—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing.

This “militant” irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.

Satire is nowadays found in many artistic forms of expression, including literature, plays, commentary, and media such as lyrics.

(From Wikipedia – not always reliable when it comes to facts about Islam, jihad, Obama, and such; but for things like this it’s pretty good.)

Hill May 1, 2012 at 5:02 pm

@Nick-Well said.

Once a communist always a communist.

The worse communist in a post-Soviet world are the ones who have never lived in a communist run society.

sheikyermami May 1, 2012 at 9:33 pm

“just a bunch of photoshopped polemic nonsense?”

Hahaha! Just like hopenchannge, ‘let-me-be-clear’…. and “Forward”-

spoken like a true Obamabot!

Now go ahead and make your “actual point or raise any real discussion”, mr uberjam,,,,,!