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Mullah Lodabullah May 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm

The census bureau will know how many spare rooms can be appropriated for mandatory billeting, if necessary.

Hill May 4, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Wait to those 500 families start complaining about what happened when they ‘hosted’ the so called asylum seekers.

Theft, violence, assault, etc., etc.

Some times people have to learn the hard way.

Rossco May 4, 2012 at 9:35 pm

That’s right, Hill…so we’d better all prepare ourselves for massive cover-up stories

Hill May 4, 2012 at 10:09 pm

@Rossco

Some years ago, there was a similar story in the London Sunday Times. The Bleeding hearts opened their home to foster two Afghani boys who were in the UK without parents.

They ‘boys’ claimed to be teenagers whilst actually being in their early 20′s.
One stole from the family and the other boy tried to seduce the 13/14 year old daughter of the foster parents.

Cover up stories that will sound like, Oh, it was just one bad apple. No one else has complained. SMH. Hide your valuables and lock up your daughters should be the real disclaimer.

PJG May 4, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Muslims and the media:
I went to a meeting about this topic a year or so ago. All complained bitterly of bias and said they needed more Muslims in the media to present Islam in a more positive light.
Of course, the NEWS is all negative, but the ARTICLES are all positive – ALREADY.
So let’s work on the news, still lagging behind in positive vibes.
I suggest two approaches might be brainstormed this weekend.
One, seeing all Muslim horror as acts of piety and good for Islam, as in “In Islamabad, 17 people were killed today by a suicide bomber, who also died at the scene. The young man responsible had been taught at the One True Religion Madrassa, whose imam, Mohammed Mohammed, immediately praised him for his work, quoting Koran Sura Whatever and saying,’The people in that part of town are infidels and deserved to die! Seventeen is a good number for a first try. Praise be to Allah!’ And indeed, the kind of diversity those dead Ahmadiyyas represented is the diversity only base hypocrites can offer! Well done, young man!”
Or another approach: “Seventeeen were killed in Islamabad by a suicide bomber this morning. No others were wounded, which is fantastic news for the hospital, already understaffed. It is believed most of the victims were old anyway, and the suicide bomber was only a woman, who apparently had a bad reputation but now is cleansed of her sin! This is excellent news , and thanks must be given to the police who acted swiftly and resposibly to arrange the clean-up. ”
What do you like, “young Muslims”? Positive spin 1 or positive spin 2?