Obama Marries "Julia" to the Government

Beyond parody.

Hussein Obama’s latest ad boasts how a single woman can be married to the government for life.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be “Julia”

“What the Julia example really shows is the Democrat ideal. Complete and total reliance on the government.”

Who the hell is “Julia,” and why am I paying for her whole life?

In fact, she can’t be anything without massive assistance from Barack every step of the way, from his “Head Start” program at age 3 through to his Social Security benefits at the age of 67. Everything good in her life she owes to him. When she writes her memoir, it will be thanks to a subvention from the Federal Publishing Assistance Program for Chronically Dependent Women but you’ll love it: Sweet Dreams From My Sugar Daddy… She’s not competent to do a single thing for herself – and, from Barack’s point of view, that’s exactly what he’s looking for in a woman, if only for a one-night stand on a Tuesday in early November.

Money spent, so where are the jobs?

“Pinocchio-hontas”

If Elizabeth Warren does indeed lose her bid for a Senate seat, it will just show that Americans are 1/32 parts racist:

How could they not vote for high cheekbones?

“Sacaja-whiner:” Elizabeth Warren and the Oppression Olympics (Michelle Malkin)

“Grandpa had high cheekbones like all the Indians do….”

Good Grief… Elizabeth Warren:

My Grandfather Had High Cheekbones “Like All the Indians Do” (GWP)

Can Indians swim? Cuz this phony indian is drowning…

Far left darling Elizabeth Warren, who lied about being Native American for years, told reporters yesterday that her grandfather had “high cheekbones… like all indians do.”

Now doesn’t that sound a bit racist, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth Warren: Another Faux Indian

Moonbattery

Ward Churchill has faded into obscurity; a new faux-Indian moonbat comes to the fore as Marxist Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren — self-proclaimed mother of the Occupy Wall Street infestations — tries to pass herself off as Native American based on the 1/32 Cherokee/Delaware ancestry she claims but can’t prove.

The absurdity of anyone expecting special status for supposedly being 1/32 Indian should be self-evident. Yet Harvard Law School has used Warren’s possibly fictional and certainly irrelevant heritage as proof of the nonwhite “diversity” liberal elitists so bizarrely and phonily pride themselves on.

Is Elizabeth Warren is an Indian, then Katuria Smith is really an Indian:

…the “white” plaintiff who unsuccessfully challenged the University of Washington Law School’s affirmative action policy, Katuria Smith, had much more Native American ancestry than Warren — she was 1/8 Native American.

Similarly, the “white” Hispanic George Zimmerman, reviled by the media for his imaginary racism, is 1/8 black; but that doesn’t seem to be as much of an advantage as Warren’s supposed 1/32 sacred non-whiteness.