These pesky victims!
“We believe this rise in recorded crimes is partly due to an increase in victims coming forward to report rape and sexual assaults.”
In other news:
Mac insults Mo: Â That calls for compo jihad!
The professor is known for morsels of wisdom:
“Death … is a killer”;
“the most vulnerable … are most at risk”; and
“When you are cremated… no-one wants you to poison people”