Islam, however, is a different story. If Madonna really wants to be an avatar of sexual liberation â€” and demonstrate “no fear” â€” let her paint a Muslim crescent on her back as she shows her 53-year-old behind. Or better yet, instead of hanging from a crucifix, she can display a tattooed image of the Prophet Muhammad.
Dunno ’bout you, but Â I was never a fan.
Her Â appeal was Â lost on me. Â Her claim to Â fame puzzled me. That Mickey Mouse voice did the rest. Â Her sexual exploits never warmed my toes. Exposing Â her ass Â on stage or deliberately popping out one of her tired nipples in Istanbul is just dumb, and we all know that she Â desecrates Christian symbols only because she can. Her Kabbala promo is just a fad, and Â the fact that she keeps a Muselmanic toy boy half her age for sexual services Â only impresses post menopausal Â Hollyweirdo’s like Hanoi Jane.
However: as distasteful as it may be, here we have an ageing pop tart who broke the Â imaginary glass ceiling; Â she is Â independently wealthy, Â she is the prototype of Â the Â (at least sexually) liberated woman, you could say she has it all.
Fascinating, is it not, that she throws all that away to engage with a young muselmaniac who divides the world up in halal and haram. Stay tuned, we haven’t seen the end of this yet. I predict she will convert to Islam within a year.
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