If not, you must be a muslim. Because big Mo is nowhere to be found in this nasty cartoon.
WASHINGTONâ€”Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.
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Moses, Jesus, Ganesha and BuddhaÂ get it on:
Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.
Muslims have marched in London as violent demonstrations continue to rage across the Middle East.
After the call to prayer at the Regent’s Park mosque, about 200 people joined a protest march from the mosque to the US Embassy.
They held placards reading “America is the enemy of Islam and Muslims”, andÂ “Islam will dominate the world”.
“Do not remain silent while they insult your messenger,” the protest leader told the crowd.
At the protest, ABC correspondent Rachael BrownÂ interviewsÂ Islamic spokesman Saiful Islam:
RACHAEL BROWN:Â Do you also object to the killings of the ambassador and three other people in Libya?
SAIFUL ISLAM:Â See, the thing with these killings and what is happening, obviously this was going to be expected. Obviously when you do something like this it’s going to ignite and it’s going to cause violence.
RACHAEL BROWN:Â So you’re not surprised there were deaths?
SAIFUL ISLAM:Â I’m not surprised at all, I’m expecting obviously more carnage and more violence, and it’s going to escalate.
CROWD CHANT:Â USA, you will pay.
FEMALE PROTESTER:Â It’s a case of ignorance. If you think of it, these people who have obviously taken part in this trailer of a movie have no idea of our Prophet and how much we actually love our Prophet. They’ve taken it to a whole new level, and you’re definitely going to see protests all across the world, not just across Europe.
These people are idiots. Some of them are nowÂ dead idiots:
At leastÂ six protesters diedÂ in Egypt, Tunisia, Lebanon and Sudan as police battled to defend Western missions from mobs of stone-throwers, and Washington deployed US Marines to protect its embassies in Libya and Yemen.
The protests broke out when Muslims emerged from mosques following weekly prayers.
Clashes or demonstrations were reported from as far apart as Mauritania and Indonesia. Troops in Nigeria fired live rounds in the flashpoint city of Jos and Egyptian police fought street battles in downtown Cairo.
All because of a YouTube video.
(Via Cameron and J.F. Beck)
UPDATE. Now inÂ Sydney:
Police have reportedly been assaulted in a clash with a group of Muslim protesters in Sydney CBD this afternoon.
There are many updates:Â YOUTUBE RAGE CONTINUES