Priorities: Â public funding for sock puppets!
“The entire reason that this has become the political topic it is, is because of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.”
“Gee, they nuked Israel. D’you think that will hurt us in Florida?”
Never mind the dead ambassador. Defend Big Bird!Â (Andrew Bolt)
“There’s only one candidate in this race who is going to continue to fight for Big Bird and Elmo, and he is riding on this plane.”
She’s right! The United States is the first nation in history whose democracy has evolved to the point where its leader is provided with a wide-body transatlantic jet in order to campaign on the vital issue of public funding for sock puppets.
Porn Stars 4 Obama!
Poll: Porn Industry Workers Overwhelmigly Favor ObamaÂ (Pat Dollard)
Of course they do, his mother was one too…
Excerpted fromÂ The Daily Caller:Â Workers in the pornography industry overwhelmingly favor re-electing President Barack Obama, according to a new poll.
In what is undoubtedly the most crucial poll this election season, industry website XBIZÂ asked 339 adult entertainment workers,“Which candidate would you like elected U.S. president?”
“The results aren’t really surprising because most people involved with the adult industry have a liberal view of government and how it should work,” Vivid Entertainment Steve Hirsch said. “Social issues are more important than fiscal issues and they will support a candidate who shares their beliefs.”
The poll is also not that shocking since the professional porn industry is based mostly in the San Fernando Valley, and everyone knows that Californians have loose morals and no standards whatsoever.