“Rapidly growing Muslim community in Norway plans beheadings….”

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kaw November 12, 2012 at 8:08 am

Last year in Germany there was a case of fairly major long term medical misconduct by a muslim doctor who fled to Saudi Arabia – the case was reported in some, not all, neswpaper houses. I wonder if the following has the stink of the RoP attached to it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20267968

Ray Herd November 12, 2012 at 8:12 am

Allah – the Moon God

The Archaeology of the Middle East

The religion of Islam has as its focus of worship a deity by the name of “Allah.” The Muslims claim that Allah in pre-Islamic times was the biblical God of the Patriarchs, prophets, and apostles. The issue is thus one of continuity. Was “Allah” the Allah – the Moon God

The Archaeology of the Middle East

The religion of Islam has as its focus of worship a deity by the name of “Allah.” The Muslims claim that Allah in pre-Islamic times was the biblical God of the Patriarchs, prophets, and apostles. The issue is thus one of continuity. Was “Allah” the biblical God or a pagan god in Arabia during pre-Islamic times? The Muslim’s claim of continuity is essential to their attempt to convert Jews and Christians for if “Allah” is part of the flow of divine revelation in Scripture, then it is the next step in biblical religion. Thus we should all become Muslims. But, on the other hand, if Allah was a pre-Islamic pagan deity, then its core claim is refuted. Religious claims often fall before the results of hard sciences such as archeology. We can endlessly speculate about the past or go and dig it up and see what the evidence reveals. This is the only way to find out the truth concerning the origins of Allah. As we shall see, the hard evidence demonstrates that the god Allah was a pagan deity. In fact, he was the Moon-god who was married to the sun goddess and the stars were his daughters.

kaw November 12, 2012 at 8:19 am

Ray,
Islam is no religion – it is a form of extreme socialism – The problems of Norway were clear 15 years ago and the law enforcement/customs people were not happy with what the left wing twits in power were doing. The situation has grown much, much worse in Norway, and Norwegians have to spend some effort to rescuing their country. Having being there I can state that many muslims are bleeding the social welfare systems dry and have never had any intention of integrating or contributing to Norway. The evidence supports this interpretation, and for left wing believers to claim otherwise is dishonest at best.

PJG November 12, 2012 at 9:29 am

Things aren’t working well with your intolerant new immigrants? Be like Norway! More love! That should fix it!

Gerald November 12, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Look at the bright side of things. Public beheadings could be be a tourist draw for Norway and the dhimmi Norwegians.

Uncle Vladdi November 13, 2012 at 2:25 am

Too bad (for Norway) Brievik missed that last twit!

Infidel November 13, 2012 at 11:01 pm

I lived in Oslo. Its a terrible multicultural madhouse