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Not your regular Aisha

by sheikyermami on November 20, 2012

And its not only the spelling of her name that sets her apart:

Do not cross Aishat Maksudova. The Russian grandmother was tending to her livestock when a wolf attacked her village of Novo Biryuzyak, Dagestan. So she cooly axed it in the head.

Russian babushka slays wolf with axe, bare hands

Metro UK has the full story, including an excellent video of Maksudova describing and pantomiming her valiant struggle with the wolf, but her descriptions of the encounter paint a pretty good picture of the scene, and how unfazed she was by the whole thing:

[I was] not even frightened. With an open mouth, the wolf suddenly jumped on me. [It] clawed into my leg and when I raised my arm up the wolf was just holding my hand; trying to claw my hand.

Maksudova reportedly “wanted to throttle the wolf to death” but was forced to rely on her trusty axe (Maksudova is pictured below, axe in hand) when she was unable to free her hand from the wolf’s vice-like jaws.
Russian babushka slays wolf with axe, bare hands

‘”So I just left my hand, and the wolf was just clawing into it, pulling on it, pulling away like this,” she explained. “And then I took the axe and hit him on the head.”

We repeat: do not cross Aishat Maksudova.

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