Australia: No one is Illegal!

by sheikyermami on November 22, 2012

No one is illegal:

Tim Blair notes journalists getting quizzy:

Legal experts have challenged Opposition Leader Tony Abbott’s assertion it is ‘’illegal’’ for asylum seekers to arrive by boat in Australia.

 We’re a race!

Don’t you dare call them Australian

Last year

If we Australians can establish the belief that we are a distinct race and therefore subject to racism, the world will be our big, fat guilty oyster. (Tim Blair)

And now it’s happening.

Codewords UPDATE:

In other racial developments, James Taranto observes Democrat James Clyburn’s concern over accusations that UN Ambassador Susan Rice is incompetent:

“These are code words,” Clyburn said, adding that “these kinds of terms that those of us – especially those of us who were born and raised in the South – we’ve been hearing these little words and phrases all of our lives and we get insulted by them.” 

As Taranto asks: “‘Incompetent’ is a code word for ‘black’?” If so, this allows for massive historical rewriting:

• Bill Clinton was the first incompetent President.

• “Say it loud, I’m incompetent and I’m proud.”

• Competent Men Can’t Jump.

• “Elvis brought incompetent music to a much wider audience.”

• “George Bush doesn’t care about incompetent people.”

• Once you go incompetent you never go back.

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Uncle Vladdi November 22, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Re: The recent leftarded infantile delinquency: “Nobody’s illegal! Whee!”

Well… YES, those now known as “illegal immigrants” have historically long enjoyed another title: “TRESPASSERS.”

So: please welcome them into YOUR OWN homes, liberals; don’t forget to give them space, let them raid your fridges without having to re-stock them, give them your money and let them watch your TVs while you’re out earning the money to pay for them – but don’t expect the rest of us to pick up their tabs, too! And, once you’re tired of that scenario, the rest of us will be happy to explain to you that there’s nothing “illegal” about unwanted people trespassing on YOUR property, either!

;-)

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